ChuggaBoom - Illumiparty Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Triangles, triangles everywhere
Silhouttes of Doritos in my brain
New world order, a secretive power elite
This all-encompassing propaganda, it's taking over
Chemicals in the water turning animals gay
Don'...
ChuggaBoom - The Song That Saved Your Life Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Honestly, I kinda get it
Not getting more than 5 likes on your
Latest shitty picture on your Insta
Where did it all go wrong?
Feelin' like you're out of touch
So you snapchat your lunch with to avail
Wha...
ChuggaBoom - Smoke Rings Of Saturn Pt.2 (The Squeakquel) Lyrics
[Intro]
Burning in the pit of a tandoori oven
[Verse 1]
Shredding rotting flesh is just a part of life for you
Sacrificial lambs, just a means to an end
Your friday nights are surrendered to the cause
When will they understan...
ChuggaBoom - Raise The Roofie Lyrics
I am a monster
I am a failure
And other demeaning words
I suck as a human
I want to die now please
I cry at night because nobody loves me
I eat lots of ice cream cause I'm lonely
Pretending I'm bulimic to get some mo...
ChuggaBoom - I Just Had Sex Lyrics
[Intro]
Yeah, we did it
Lonely Island
It's ChuggaBoom
[Chorus]
I just had sex, and it felt so good (felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex, and I'll never go back (never go back)
...
ChuggaBoom - #TBT That Time When I Made Out With Your Sister Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I like to talk into my SCREAMS!
BLEH!
I got a walkie-talkie
Hooked up to the room next to me
With the press-to-talk button taped down
I am 23
She's only 18
I think she's watching me made in Chelsea
On h...
ChuggaBoom - Jealousy Is A Dish Best Served On Your Knees Lyrics
[Intro]
Yeah! Come on, oh!
[Verse 1]
So here we go again, another verse about how we are back
(About how we are back)
The last song of the record sound very similar to the first
This is how we do it in genericore, yeah!
...
ChuggaBoom - A BBQ In Antarctica Lyrics
Oh
It doesn't even matter what words come out of my mouth
You're gonna buy this bullshit regardless of what I decide to spout
We are living in a time where people will buy anything that rhymes
So I'm taking advanta...
ChuggaBoom - Smoke Rings Of Saturn Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I like to drink sometimes
Oh!
And then I get drunk
But that is what happens
When you drink lots of alcohol
You silly billy, let's go get drunk
In a safe enviroment
Yeah, woah, here we go
We're having lo...
ChuggaBoom - Ohana Means Family (You Bastard) Lyrics
I wake up again to voices inside my head
Telling me I am not good enough
They want me to find something new, something better
Not satisfied with my state of consciousness
No! What is this?
I don't want to go yet and take anot...
ChuggaBoom - Unfriendly Operations Up On The Roof Lyrics
My mother never loved me
This ship is sinking, and we have a man overboard
The wind's not blowing in the correct direction
We are drifting off the edge of the map
And my compass doesn't even know where north should be
Bu...
ChuggaBoom - 14 Year Olds Have More Sex Than Me Lyrics
Oh oh oh! Bleah bleah bleah!
Taping back my eyes
To stay awake
To finish
My course work
It's not done yet!
Oh how difficult is life
Now that I can't just get my mum to do it for me!
Because that's how I passed...
ChuggaBoom - Fat Guy In A Little Coat Lyrics
Heurghhha
Im either drunk high or about to die
Im thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life
Im getting desperate, how did i end up in this mess
Im always making bad decisions
Yeah im like a carnivore
Im eating all...
ChuggaBoom - Stitches & Glitches Lyrics
[Intro]
I had died
What the fuck is this happening?
No way that I could have survived!
How did you wake me up from this peace
[Verse 1]
My body's decrepit and insects crawl under my skin
It's been months since my ...
ChuggaBoom - Thnks Fr Th Mny Lyrics
[Chorus]
Another band to add onto your list
We're fucking selling out
We're fucking selling out
So bang your head and let me see those fists
We're fucking selling out
We're fucking selling out, bitch
...
ChuggaBoom - Yule Be Disappointed This Chuggmas Lyrics
[Intro]
What the fuck can you buy with five pounds?
[Verse 1]
It's that time of year again
Where the hoards of a thousand clueless men
Go to Boots and ask a shop assistant for shopping advice
Well, quelle surprise
It&#...
ChuggaBoom - Mad Skills Brah! Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I'm bored today, so I find a game to play now
Angry today so I find someone to blame now
Scrolling through the list of thousands
Spending hours at a time
Playing online, to show the world I am not a
Noob, Scrub, C...
ChuggaBoom - Humorously Elongating The Title Of This Song Lyrics
Some call me the messiah, others call me just a man
But no matter If you worship me or wanna tear me down
I'm gonna leave you trembling
FEAR ME
Come at me IRL
FEAR ME
I'm gonna tear you down
FEAR ME
I am the lord o...
ChuggaBoom - Awkward Erections Lyrics
[Intro]
Why now? Oh body fuck why now?
You've been so well behaved, oh body fuck why now?
She's gonna think I'm a freak pervert
No! Why now? Oh body fuck why now?
[Verse 1]
So I took her to the pics
To see Sc...
ChuggaBoom - If You Can't Stand The Heat... Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I know
I've reached the end
I am the deliverer of many different kinds of words
Sometimes profanity about humanity
This isn't fair, I want this to end
Or sometimes I will talk about myself
Like I'm a g...
ChuggaBoom - What's The Time? Lyrics
[Verse 1]
What is the time? Oh god I'm late again
I'm gonna get bollocked if I can't think up something for when
I get to work, and I can't clock in
Scraping the bottom of the barrel, excuses wearing thin
No...
ChuggaBoom - My Mechanical Romance Lyrics
[Intro]
Give me my money back
Give me my money back
[Verse 1]
Magical machines placed in convenient locations
Containing many things nobody should consume
At the youth club, leisure centre, zoo, they're always there for ...
ChuggaBoom - Kowabunga, Dude! Lyrics
So tasty
I made some popcorn froms scratch
And now it's time to sit down and watch some
TV!
Flip through the channels, find nothing
Resort to find a new show on
Netflix!
The source of my life's inspiration
Doctor W...
ChuggaBoom - Phony Lyrics
[Intro]
(Levi): Get up!
[Verse 1]
Yo motherfuckers, you wanna get down with us?
We'll tear you limb from limb
Watch your back when you're coming after us
There's just no way you can win
Does it make us cop...
ChuggaBoom - Do You Even Lift Bro? Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Get Up!
I said get up!
I could be saying anything
And you'd be swearing on your mother's life
We're the best that's ever been
You'll buy my t-shirts
We'll charge you for a meet up
This...
ChuggaBoom - My Kick Drums Have Been Triggered Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Stop being a bitch, you're not a unique unicorn
No, the world doesn't revolve around you
Why are you so offended? Fuck it, I'm offended
That you find me offensive, stop bein' so defensive
This is t...
ChuggaBoom - White Mums Can't Chugg Lyrics
[Verse 1]
My mother's always asking me to write her a song
'A nice song with acoustic guitar...
You've got such a beautiful voice why don't you use it more?”
She doesn't understand the can of worms she...
ChuggaBoom - Growing Pains Lyrics
[Intro]
When I was a young boy, my step-dad said to me
Please stop wearing girls jeans, and give your room a clean
But Nigel, I can't do what you request of me
This path I have chosen is who I long to be
[Verse 1]
Straig...