Chuggaboom 14 Year Olds Have More Sex Than Me Lyrics

Oh oh oh! Bleah bleah bleah!
Taping back my eyes
To stay awake
To finish
My course work
It's not done yet!
Oh how difficult is life
Now that I can't just get my mum to do it for me!
Because that's how I passed secondary school
I was never actually intelligent
Thanks mother
Life is so hard and I don't know how to write an essay
It's easy they say but this word count
It's telling me differently
Each day goes and I'm closer
To giving up
I just wanna eat Chicken
Bleah
Sex is not a part of my daily routine
Ever since I turned 18
I must be really ugly
Surrounded by couples who plough every night
I'm just a lonely emo
Fuck whose best friend is his right ha-ha-hand
So not only
Am I fucking stupid
I am also fucking useless
In bed
God help me i need to get laid
But only if they won't judge me
I'll judge them instead!
Shoving socks down my trousers
To make my balls look
Loads bigger
It's not worked yet!
Oh how difficult
My love life's now I
I'm living back home with my parents
Not able to look after myself
Sex is not a part of my daily routine
Ever since I turned 18
I must be really ugly
Surrounded by couples who plough every night
I'm just a lonely emo
Fuck whose best friend is his right ha-ha-hand
OH SHIT!
Bleah!