Sleaford Mods - Carlton Touts Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Why they got tellies in pubs?
Keep us munched on second-hand grub
Second-hand tales, I'm fired up
Two pints for a fiver, crook
What's me: am I a tortoise or a cuddly bear?
When life isn't anything '...
Sleaford Mods - Flipside Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Flipside speaks
It's a banner for the TV picks
Ya get the ready daytime sheets
And the answers blow a horn beep beep
Flipside speaks
[?]
Graham Coxon looks like a left-wing Boris Johnson
The [?] are breathing ...
Sleaford Mods - Cunt Make It Up Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You cunt make it up
Select deep roads channeled, iced gems but code
What do you buy a ticket for you twat?
You tried to make a point out of what? You sack
I saw ya fucking shit singer
Trying to look like he was studyin...
Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles Lyrics
Sleaford Mods - Fear Of Anarchy Lyrics
The concrete, as dry as it seems
It ain't no different to the freedom you dream
Don't give me this like your nitty tat-tat
The street light at night conformation is that
What does it take to make it all wrong?
Why don...
Sleaford Mods - When You Come Up To Me Lyrics
[Verse 1]
If you don't want to stay and
If you don't want them to question you
Lay him on his side, don't [?] while
Eyes roll back to bone and the mouth is blue
Maybe it's the way we feel and
I wanna love the...
Sleaford Mods - Gallows Hill Lyrics
[Verse 1]
The horizontal path and [?] signs
When the cars race to the top next to the narrow lights
The door on the left, it's the windmill's choice
[?] where the pimps kill girls and boys
[Verse 2]
No mention of th...
Sleaford Mods - 2 Years Lyrics
[Chorus]
Whatcha do that for
You are
I said whatcha fuckin'
You [?]!
[Verse 1]
Had enough of [?]
Had enough of rocker
[?]
Had enough of prostitutes looking destitute
In the back of a scabby taxi
Squeezing up fo...
Sleaford Mods - Five Pound Sixty Lyrics
I left downtown in unwashed jeans
Chewin' off his ear in the plastic screen
We race by mate, I got notes
I got a high-pitched chirping throat
Five pound sixty get me by
Five pound sixty don't know why
Five pound six...
Sleaford Mods - PPO Kissing Behinds Lyrics
Plenty people outside
tellin' you that you don't need it
Plenty people outside
tellin' you that you don't need it
But you will, and you do, and you always will
Plenty people outside
tellin' you that you ...
Sleaford Mods - Messy Anywhere Lyrics
I get sick of what the pointer said
That we had money and got easily fed
I see the country like you just don't get
You're stuck in moments that have grown out of themselves
First it's this then it moves onto that
...
Sleaford Mods - O.B.C.T Lyrics
[Verse]
You know the fakes will always bite
Whenever you go throw the line
Fishing
[?]
All draped in sponsorships
And [?] self-worth
Like me
You know the fakes who hide behind
The little miffs that like to chime for '...
Sleaford Mods - Tarantula Deadly Cargo Lyrics
[Chorus]
Alien mum dropping lethal cargo on the ship
Tarantula deadly cargo, it's bent it
Alien dad dropping lethal cargo in the ship
Tarantula deadly cargo, it's bent it
[Verse 1]
Alien mum examined me
It's ...
Sleaford Mods - Jason Stop Wanking Lyrics
[... You're so fuckin' lame Jason. Stop wanking.]
I wanna get away from this Fred Perry bollocks
But I just can't adjust
I don't feel I shatter
I'm a piece of junk
I'm made out of rust
And the sh...
Sleaford Mods - Six Horsemen (The Brixtons) Lyrics
It's the Six Horsemen
And they live in South London
They're so outrageous
They bin doing drugs for ages
The Brixtons, are trying so hard
To be on top of their chaos
The bingo culture - where have you been?
These b...
Sleaford Mods - Swarfega Lyrics
There's a man over there with yellow in his hair
He thinks he's better than me
I'm gonna bang him out when there's no one about
At the end of the shift on the end of line three
Doctor Spock
Vulcan Death Ray
...
Sleaford Mods - The Corgi Lyrics
The corgi - the Palace gets it right
The corgi - it's always warm at night
The corgi - the driveway and the range
The corgi
Mighty old times where will we be
Trench foot horror they overtake me
The yellow mist falls, oh ...
Sleaford Mods - Bambi Lyrics
This song's about drones and watercannons
1 -2-3-4!
What ya telling people you're old for?
Are you that bothered about it?
Ya in the pop star market
Oh yea I forgot
Ya big mates used to skate
Thrasher magazine
...
Sleaford Mods - Tweet Tweet Tweet Lyrics
I get a shaky start to Tuesday
Sweat stains on bus windows
I don't want ruin my coat but
That's just the way it goes
'Cheer up you fuckin' bastard!”
That's all I heard him say
St George's flag...
Sleaford Mods - No One's Bothered Lyrics
[Refrain]
Oh no, we're charming
Oh no, self harming
[Chorus]
We range the view, we do
Dead will fall, no one's bothered
You're trapped, me too
Alienation, no one's bothered
No one's bothered
...
Sleaford Mods - Time Sands Lyrics
[Intro]
You said what?
Fuck, no
No, fuck off
I ain't fucking paranoid
Let's go back to corridors of mine and also yours
Where the dust lays on the shelf in this the quiet hell
Of cigarettes and trains and plast...
Sleaford Mods - Police ! Stop ! Lyrics
I think you're being choosy
put you on the spot
talk to me about tunes again
I'm gonna slap you in the gob
You got the thingy flowin'
you can hardly see the bar
you talk to me about tunes again
I'm gonna...
Sleaford Mods - Arabia Lyrics
[Refrain]
Key markets
Key markets
Key markets
[Verse 1]
This is the four second warning and its gunna scab all your lot
It's gunna drag you down to key markets
And shoot you all in the car park, key markets where'...
Sleaford Mods - McFlurry Lyrics
Verse 1
Music for the masses
I'm out classed here mate
Inbetween the tashes
And splash out on shit
I'd better get a penny farthing
And Marvelous Marvin
Slam dunk with a concrete record deal
It's bound to sink
...
Sleaford Mods - Mysteron Lyrics
Save the fucker for later
Mysteron
Mysteron
Papers in the Moula
and people in the cabs
they all come out the Pleasure Dome
with loads of dirty cash
Land Cruisers made of chrome
d'you want a cup ot tea ?
they call m...
Sleaford Mods - Moptop Lyrics
[Intro]
Do you mind?
You biffed my nose
[Chorus 1]
He's got a blonde mop
He's got a moptop
He's got a blonde mop
He's got a moptop
[Verse 1]
I'm sick of what I tell you for nowt
Saying fuck...
Sleaford Mods - Negative Script Lyrics
[Chorus]
I favored being out of it
But I got tricked by my tiny mind
I didn't want to sit here
And loosen up to a rhythm I thought was tight
I still want to be rid of it
I favor being dumb
I don't want [?]
I don�...
Sleaford Mods - Kebab Spider Lyrics
[Verse 1]
[?] measure of limited release
[?]
The Saturday nights are dogshit
The crème de la crème of feet
Of course we're fucking irrelevant
It's salty and it's sweet
[Chorus]
Who knew?
Who...
Sleaford Mods - Bang Someone Out Lyrics
[Intro]
[Unintelligible]
New heart
New eyes
New vision
[Verse 1]
Well, I don't own a bar
I can't punch nothing
And sometimes I just wanna bang someone out
The days are long, inside I scream
At some of these ...
Sleaford Mods - Dregs Lyrics
[Verse 1]
There's more on the side
You want to get it lean in
There's more on the bin top
I want to get it lean in
The people outside
They want to get a lean in
And I'm so fucking high
I'm gonna get a war...
Sleaford Mods - Tied Up In Nottz Lyrics
[Verse 1]
The smell of piss is so strong
It smells like decent bacon
Kevin's getting footloose on the overspill
Under the piss-station
Two pints destroyer on the cobbled floors
No amount of whatever is gonna chirp the chip ...
Sleaford Mods - B.H.S. Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It's at night when they come,
When I'm alone, and not with anyone,
Through the shouts and music,
of the crowd down the road boozing,
Near the free car park,
The bins and the alleyway, of the Chinese restauran...
Sleaford Mods - Policy Cream Lyrics
[Intro]
Sit down!
Just shut up! I'll talk
No, you just sit down
I'll talk!
[Verse 1]
Can I come back next time dressed in shite
And take my place on the landscapes ice
It's the rest who push the policy drea...
Sleaford Mods - Firewall Lyrics
Now it's over
Strike upon [?] gone
What you open
Isn't necessarily what it says on the box
So it's over
[?]
I said I'm closer
[?] the morning sunshine down on me
I said it's over
It's not s...
Sleaford Mods - Liveable Shit Lyrics
So I got in this morning, and walked ... (oh shit... just keep it going)
So I got in this morning
And I went to the loo
And he walked out the cubicle
And it fucking stunk
Every morning, I get it and it's same time, same trap,...
Sleaford Mods - Peter Peter Peter Lyrics
What the fuck are you on about, man
Shut the fuck up
Peter Peter Peter
Tough shit
Nothing you can do about the fact that
Me and your ex got with it
She's fit, I'm fit
I'm Brad Pitt
I drop [?] clothes on sha...
Sleaford Mods - The Blob Lyrics
[Intro]
The blob
[Verse 1]
Big bubble,s para, E-ticket, look at this bleedy shower
Quick, it got the cinema
Let's hope it got the two door cinema club too
This blob ain't bothered it will come after you
I heard it...
Sleaford Mods - Black Monday Lyrics
Well gather your gods
Waiting room stench, the loos smell nice
Faces of Death rip the tickets
Fifty potential health problems cover the walls
I could have them all, who cares
Death rays burn the air conditioning
And smash out...
Sleaford Mods - Jolly Fucker Lyrics
Promote yourself, look like a cunt
Vodka parties. Cushioned walls in a shit club
I 'ain't bothered where it goes, I've got a job
I'll rot away in the aisles of the Co-op mate, no prob
French Fancies, Mr Kipling, ...
Sleaford Mods - Tramp Stamps And Trendy Bollocks Lyrics
Tramp stamps and trendy bollocks
I went over to Morocco for the week
[?]
Are you surprised, you flop?
I'm not
Shocking bunch of opportunity knocks
And all this ranting on about [?]
You like the place that much
Why the f...