King Iso - Pride (Skit) Lyrics
King Iso - Thank You (Skit) Lyrics
King Iso - Gluttony/Greed (Skit) Lyrics
Skit lyrics - Late Nights Lyrics
(Note: This skit has multiple voices speaking at once so some unclear speech will have inevitably be omitted from this transcription)
[0:00-0:03]
I wanna rap, woah, ok
[0:04-0:14]
I go, you go, I go, you go...
Ok, ok, ok ,ok...
Warrant - Uncle Tom's Cabin Lyrics
Just for the record let's get the story straight.
Me and Uncle Tom were fishing it was getting pretty late.
Out on a cypress limb above the "Wishin' Well."
Where they say it got no bottom, say it take you down to h...
Saturday Night Live - Permission Lyrics
(feat. Chris Redd, Lil Wayne, Future, Pete Davidson & Kenan Thompson)
[Intro]
Booty Kings
And Uncle Butt, yeah
We the kings of that booty music
Yeah, leggo, leggo, leggo, leggo, leggo, leggo
(Verse 1: Chris Redd & ...
Louis Armstrong - Uncle Satchmo's Lullaby Lyrics
Lu la lu la lu
Lu la lu la ly
Uncle Satchmo's lulllaby
Ich sag Gute Nacht
And I say good night
Schon leuchtet ein Stern
Yes, I see the light
Die Sonne geht schlafen, der Tag ist vorbei
When Uncle Satchmo sings his lullaby
...
Aaradhna - Bob's Your Uncle Lyrics
You think you sleep
Staying out at night
But you know damn right you is wrong
You're running all over town
While your man waits around
At home thinking that you're with your girl
But he don't know
That you...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
[shot]
Thank you!
[Eminem running]
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
[car stop working]
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
*shot*
Thank you!
*Eminem running*
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
*car stop working*
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking kidding me...
A$AP Ferg - Meet My Crazy Uncle (Skit) Lyrics
A$AP Rocky: Check it, check it, check it, you remember Gina from down the block?
A$AP Ferg: Gina.... with the
All: FAT ASS!!
A$AP Ferg: That's my dawg right there
Laughter
A$AP Rocky: Ayo ain't that Psycho on the corner over there...
Eminem - Key (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Ha ha, hol' up
What is that? Oh
Is that a key in my pocket?
Or am I just happy to see
The hot chicks that are here for me and only me
Cause I am the cause, the cause meaning cousin
Meaning stemming back to bro
Ca...
Curren$y & Smoke DZA - Skit 2 Lyrics
Kevin Abstract - Dad Lyrics
[Skit]
W.C. - Fake Niggas (Skit) Lyrics
Masego - Throwin' Shade Lyrics
[Intro]
No lie
No lie
Only on Camera, only on Camera
[Refrain]
I ain't tryna hear no more Drake flows
I ain't tryna hear that yapdi yap yap and how you so low
I ain't tryna hear no more brag rap
How you got the mean whip and...
Upchurch - Skit (Chicken Willie) Lyrics
[Skit: Country Guy 1, Country Guy 2, Upchurch, & OId Man]
God damn bird
God damnit your family will
Hey man, shut your mouth, God, you ain't done nothing but bitch
[Unintelligible]
You lost, motherfucker, you just lost
...
Die Antwoord - Uncle Jimmy Lyrics
Yo-landi: Uh, hi Jimmy.
Max: Yolandi, hi. Come in. How you doin'?
Yo-landi: I just wanted to ask you-
Max: Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap.
Yo-landi: Uh... okay... uh... well.
Max: There you go. You wa...
W.C. - 187 Um Burgers (Skit) Lyrics
Ghostface Killah - News Report (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
News alert, police wanna find those responsible for murdering
Looking for four individuals, they say three of them kicked in the door
The other was driving the getaway car
The jewel heist right here in New York City, up to te...
SmokeDream - Uncle Joe Lyrics
Uncle Joe's been laying here
Since the cold winter snow from last year
Yes he was messing around with his best friends wife
He jacked around to long and he lost his life
Oh Uncle Joe moved a little to slow and he lost his life
Now...
The Wiggles - Uncle Noahs Ark Lyrics
A long long time ago
As all you folks should know
Uncle Noah, built himself an ark
Uncle Noah: Now that's a boat, folks.
For 40 days and nights
The rain was quite a fright
The animals nearly tore the ark apart
The ducks went qua...
CB - Ride Out (Skit) Lyrics
[Interlude]
*Tyres screeching*
Get out of here
Let's go follow him
They're going all the way
*Gunshots*...
A$AP Twelvyy - Uncle Mikey Skit Lyrics
[Michael Rapaport]
I'ma tell you a story
These A$AP Kids, my man Twelve
One-two, my man 212, my man one-two
It was Uptown, over there by Lenox Ave
The Mob, you know they had it righteous
Shit was smoking, shit was purple
...
Charlie Parr - One Eyed Jack Lyrics
Well uncle Jack was a gambler
Every night he lost all he had
Every night he lost all he had
Talkin bout 3am he'd gotten it all back
He talked through the side of his mouth
He chompin on some big cigar, chompin on some big cig...
Upchurch - Skit (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo, Upchurch & Crazy Old Man]
*Coughing*
Oh man, uh I think we lost him though
Lets get a pinch
He ain't comin'
He's fat ass can't run up that hill haha
Where we at anyway
Uh man, I actually k...
Woodie Smalls - Confession Skit Lyrics
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown gal, brown gal
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bumming up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Look...
Snoop Dogg - Mount Kushmore Lyrics
(feat. B-Real of Cypress Hill, Method Man & Redman)
[Intro: Snoop Dogg, Redman]
Ayy ayy step back motherfucker, watch out!
La la la la la we don't give a fuck
Ayy y'all niggas ain't fucking with us, nigga
La la la la la
...
Upchurch - Skit 2 (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo & Upchurch]
Ryan, Ryan *scream*
Drop Out, Drop Out
Where you at homie?
I fell in this hole back here
Aight dog I'm comin' I'm comin'
Ryan, I know this hole dog, get down
Go down
Down?
D...
Juice WRLD - Betrayal (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
[laughing]
Hello? Oh my God
I know this ain't you calling me again
Oof, ooh my God
Yeah, yeah, it's cool [laughing]
Hello? What in the fuck did I tell you about calling me?
You found out 'bout who?
Yeah, I bet you did ...
Chance The Rapper - Our House (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit: Woman & Little Girl]
Hello?
Yeah, girl, I'm still at this damn wedding
I know, I know
Shit, divorces don't even take this long
Hey, slow down
Ooh, hold on, girl, let me call you back
Ahh, they ...
Tee Grizzley - Mr. Officer Lyrics
[Intro]
Helluva made this beat, baby
[Chorus: Queen Naija & Tee Grizzley]
Mister Officer, Mister Officer
Y'all are killin' us, Mister Officer
What if that was my brother? (What if that was my brother?)
What if t...
Comethazine - Bozo Lyrics
[Verse]
Say you a fuckin' bozo bit'
S-U-P-R-E-M-E yeah that's Supreme on my fit
Alexander Wang shit, Maserati lane switch
Juggin' at the Citgo, on my Duwap Kaine shit
I go dumb I'm brainless, you a lame yo...
Dungen - Skit I Allt Lyrics
En tidig morgon, aldrig sen
Det finns en chans att sova men inte nu
Jag säger: Skit i allt, lägg av och kom hit
Du vet att det är sant
Det måste vara så, du behöver väl mig?
Jag vet att det är sent nu
En annan morg...
Fukkit - Intro Lyrics
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown girl, brown girl
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bombing up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Looki...
Upchurch - River Rat Defined (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
River rat, a river rat, hehe, a river rat in Cheatham County is, like, if you're from the Harpeth side of Cheatham County across the river. You be calling the motherfuckers on the Ashland City side a river rat, it was kinda li...
Blueface - Uncle Phillip Lyrics
[Intro]
Sammy P
Blueface, baby
Yeah, aight
Niggas poppin' for the 'Gram 'til I pop up
Niggas poppin' for the 'Gram 'til I pop up
[Chorus]
Niggas poppin' for the 'Gram 'til I pop ...
Has-Lo - My Uncle Lyrics