Primus - HOINFODAMAN Lyrics
How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches?
Got some tasty cola right here
Now look at that Chevy go
She's faster than greased up lightning
Soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green
Just coat your cred with v...
Primus - Mary The Ice Cube Lyrics
Primus - Wonkmobile Lyrics
Swifter than eagles
Stronger than lions...
Primus - Farewell Wonkites Lyrics
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination
Living there you'll be free
If you truly wish to be...
Primus - The Dream Lyrics
Those that dream in color
Are the lucky ones they say
For dreams devoid of color
Are black and white and grey
The shadows of a dreary day
When minds are dripping color
And there's liquid on the brain
They laugh to one another
And poli...
Primus - The Scheme Lyrics
Schemers always scheming
And they're scheming all the time
By the flicker of the campfire
The scheming dimly shine
And they laugh and fantasize about the prize
With the color's fresh and creamy
They will snatch up on the rise
Sc...
Primus - Oompa Augustus Lyrics
[Chorus]
Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-do
I've got a perfect
Puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-dee
If you are wise
You'll listen to me
What do you get
When you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much
As an elephant eats
What are you ...
Primus - Semi-Wondrous Boat Ride Lyrics
Around the world and home again
That's the sailor's way
(Faster, faster)
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
I...
Primus - Oompa Veruca Lyrics
Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-do
I've got another
Puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-dee
If you are wise
You'll listen to me
Who do you blame
When your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled
Like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids
Is a ...
Primus - Oompa Violet Lyrics
Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-do
I've got another
Puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-dee
If you are wise
You'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine
When it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking
And brightens your smile...
Primus - Oompa TV Lyrics
Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-do
I've got another
Puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-dee
If you are wise
You'll listen to me
What do you get
From a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck
And an IQ of three
Why don't you try
Simply r...
Primus - Too Many Puppies Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Too many puppies are being shot in the dark
Too many puppies are trained not to bark
At the sight of blood that must be spilled
So that we may maintain our oil fields
[Refrain]
Too many puppies
Too many puppies
[Verse 2]
Too man...
Primus - The Ends? Lyrics
Ever leery of fools who try to wrangle rainbows
Rainbow ends don't touch the ground
Now rainbow ends don't touch the ground
Now rainbow ends don't touch the ground...
Primus - Mr. Krinkle Lyrics
Hello Mr. Krinkle
How are you today?
Seems the rumors are about your team might move away
Now, me I'm sentimental
But I'm not one to cry
Say there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard boat
Damn then sonsabitches with their g...
Primus - Bob Lyrics
I had a friend that took a belt, took a belt and hung himself
Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived
His woman and his little bro came home from the grocery store
Only to find him dangling in the apartment where he live...
Primus - The Valley Lyrics
[Spoken]
Once there was a land that lived in fear of seven goblins. The goblins fed on color. They plowed the valleys and climbed the highest mountains looking for rainbows. And when they found one, they caught it in their lassoes and sucke...
Primus - South Park Theme Lyrics
[Verse 1: Les Claypool & Stan and Kyle]
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
[Verse 2: Les Claypool & Cartman]
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my ...
Primus - Frizzle Fry Lyrics
Hello, all you boys and girls
I'd like to take you to the inside world
It's quite an irregular place to be
But never fear, you're safe with me
Well, maybe
Golden hair of macramé
Against the face that's cut from s...
Primus - Cheer Up Charlie Lyrics
[Verse 1]
You get blue like everyone
But me and Grandpa Joe
Can make your troubles go away
Blow away, there they go
[Chorus 1]
Cheer up Charlie
Give me a smile
What happened to that smile
I used to know
[Verse 2]
Don't you know your ...
Primus - Extinction Burst Lyrics
Today is going to be the greatest day of your life
Today is going to be the greatest day of your life
Today is going to be the greatest day of your life
With a head full of pancakes, a gut full of rot
He shoots from the hip for one final
E...
Primus - I Want It Now Lyrics
I want a feast
I want a bean feast
Cream buns and doughnuts
And fruitcake with no nuts
So good you could go nuts
I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons
And a million balloons
And performing baboons
Give it to me now
I want the worl...
Primus - Pure Imagination Lyrics
Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin with a spin
Trav'ling in the world of my creation
What we'll see will defy
Explanation
If you ...
Primus - My Name Is Mud Lyrics
My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been
Cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue-yes navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather dr...
Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver Lyrics
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that s...
Primus - Shake Hands With Beef Lyrics
There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say eye for an eye
Eye for a tooth
When I roamed young
I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town
[Pre-Chorus]
It's nice, so nice, to be
[Chorus]
Pull out th...
Primus - DMV Lyrics
I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee
Call it p...
Primus - The Storm Lyrics
With salivating psyches
The Seven start to swarm
Anticipating gluttony with
The coming of the storm
The coming of the storm
If gluttony were a virtue
The Seven would be saints
For the glory of the valley
They have come to surely taint
Who ...
Primus - The Seven Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet
These are the colors of the Seven
When a rainbow catches their eye, they lure and beguile it
These are the Desaturating Seven
[Chorus]
The Seven came a creepin'
The Seven came...
Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver Lyrics
[Verse 1: Les Claypool]
Jerry was a race car driver
He drove so goddamned fast
Never did win no checkered flags
But he never did come in last
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El Sob number one"
With a Bocephus sticker
On...
Yelawolf - Primus (Freestyle) Lyrics
(Intro: The Warriors)
Kevin, come out to play-i-ay
(Do you like Primus?)
Kevin
(Verse: Yelawolf)
I was gonna do one of those kind of freestyles
Ya know the jack for beat shit, practic for rapper speed dial
Automatic attention get ...
Primus - Salmon Men Lyrics
Last salmon man
The last salmon man
The last salmon man
The last salmon man
Last salmon man
The last salmon man
The last salmon man
The last salmon man
Last salmon man
The last salmon man
The last salmon man
The last salmon man...
Primus - Eternal Consumption Engine Lyrics
[Intro]
Ohh I like it
Ohh man I like it
[Verse 1]
I like it, I think I'm gonna like it
I like it, I think I'm gonna like it
I like it, I really really like it
I think I'm gonna buy cause I really, really like it
[Refrain](x...
Primus - Candy Man Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate
Or a miracle or two?
[Chorus]
The candy man
The candy man can
The candy man can cause he mixes it with love
Makes the world taste good
He makes the world taste go...
Primus - Golden Ticket Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I never thought my life could be anything but catastrophe
But suddenly I begin to see a bit of good luck for me
I never had a chance to shine never a happy song to sing
But suddenly half the world is mine what an amazing thing
[C...
Primus - Tommy The Cat Lyrics
"I remember as if it were a meal ago"
Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down t...
Primus - The Trek Lyrics
The excursion begins in revelry
But the miles compile a sense of disparity
And the day becomes perilously long
The best way to cope
When the end of your rope
Is dangling in your face
Imagine the taste
Of the glory that awaits all ahead
Do...
Kollegah - Carpe Diem Lyrics
Viehrzehn Uhr dreißig, ich fahr' im Benz durchs Viertel
An den Streetgangs vorbei mit verspiegelten Scheiben
Ellbogen aus dem Fenster, um den Bizeps zu zeigen
Trete aufs Gas und rausch' ab mit quietschenden Reifen
Hab' ...
Primus - The Devil Went Down To Georgia Lyrics
The devil went down Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
He was in a bind because he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
When he come across this young man sawing on a fiddle an' playing it hot
An' the devil ju...
Touchline - Ghetto Kids Next Up Lyrics