King Iso - Pride (Skit) Lyrics
Upchurch - Skit (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo, Upchurch & Crazy Old Man]
*Coughing*
Oh man, uh I think we lost him though
Lets get a pinch
He ain't comin'
He's fat ass can't run up that hill haha
Where we at anyway
Uh man, I actually k...
Upchurch - Skit (Chicken Willie) Lyrics
[Skit: Country Guy 1, Country Guy 2, Upchurch, & OId Man]
God damn bird
God damnit your family will
Hey man, shut your mouth, God, you ain't done nothing but bitch
[Unintelligible]
You lost, motherfucker, you just lost
...
King Iso - Thank You (Skit) Lyrics
King Iso - Gluttony/Greed (Skit) Lyrics
Skit lyrics - Late Nights Lyrics
(Note: This skit has multiple voices speaking at once so some unclear speech will have inevitably be omitted from this transcription)
[0:00-0:03]
I wanna rap, woah, ok
[0:04-0:14]
I go, you go, I go, you go...
Ok, ok, ok ,ok...
Upchurch - Skit 2 (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo & Upchurch]
Ryan, Ryan *scream*
Drop Out, Drop Out
Where you at homie?
I fell in this hole back here
Aight dog I'm comin' I'm comin'
Ryan, I know this hole dog, get down
Go down
Down?
D...
G Herbo - Shakey Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Herbo stop playing with these real stupid goofy motherfuckers, man (Stanky coochie ass bitch)
No, they ain't... Ayy, they ain't hear you, man
These bitches slow slow slow, you hear me?
(Bitch, you will never be shit...
Joyner Lucas - Chris (Skit) Lyrics
A$AP Twelvyy - Bamboo Skit Lyrics
"Ayo Jamael, whatup lil nigga, acting like you don't know your man Bamboo. "
"What's good man, yeah I see you doing your lil rap thing man, proud of you nigga. Car is real pretty man, I like that shit. That shit c...
Fukkit - Intro Lyrics
Woodie Smalls - Confession Skit Lyrics
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
[shot]
Thank you!
[Eminem running]
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
[car stop working]
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
*shot*
Thank you!
*Eminem running*
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
*car stop working*
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking kidding me...
Philthy Rich - Interlude #1 Lyrics
[Skit: Lil' D]
I had a guy ask me
"Man, I see you on them pictures with Philthy, man
What made you embrace dude?"
And the reason I embraced dude, man, is 'cause I reached out to him when I was in the penitentiary...
Saturday Night Live - Drake's Beef Lyrics
(feat. Lorne Michaels, Aidy Bryant, Leslie Jones, Vanessa Bayer, Pete Davidson & Drake)
[Skit 1]
[Vanessa Bayer]: You know, I never use this word, but I said "That was cray"
[Drake]: 'Sup guys
[Vanessa Bayer]: ...
Tory Lanez - Niggas Talk (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Tory's Friend: Yo yo, Fargo
Tory: Hello
Tory's Friend: Ayo, Fargo
Tory: What's good, man
Tory's Friend: Yo I got some news for you boy, you not gon' believe this shit, my nigga
Tory: What the fuck you got to ...
Eminem - Key (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Ha ha, hol' up
What is that? Oh
Is that a key in my pocket?
Or am I just happy to see
The hot chicks that are here for me and only me
Cause I am the cause, the cause meaning cousin
Meaning stemming back to bro
Ca...
Tory Lanez - Niggas Skit Pt. 2 Lyrics
[Skit]
Tory: Yo, what up?
Jae: What up, nigga?
Tory: S'up, Rock?
Jae: Fuck's you doin'?
Tory: Just at the crib, nigga, you know
Jae: Word, word, word
Tory: S'up with it?
Jae: You know what I mean, just at the crib and sh...
Curren$y & Smoke DZA - Skit 2 Lyrics
Kevin Abstract - Dad Lyrics
[Skit]
W.C. - Fake Niggas (Skit) Lyrics
W.C. - 187 Um Burgers (Skit) Lyrics
Audio Push - Intro (The Throwaways) Lyrics
[Skit]
It's a person bro, relax
This mic is so shitty
Relax man, relax
Alright, four songs, about fifteen to twenty minutes
The Throwaways
Let's jam...
Ghostface Killah - News Report (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
News alert, police wanna find those responsible for murdering
Looking for four individuals, they say three of them kicked in the door
The other was driving the getaway car
The jewel heist right here in New York City, up to te...
CB - Ride Out (Skit) Lyrics
[Interlude]
*Tyres screeching*
Get out of here
Let's go follow him
They're going all the way
*Gunshots*...
A$AP Ferg - Grandma (Skit) Lyrics
A$AP Ferg: Yeah man, like this shit is crazy, man, I'm signed and shit. This shit feel good, man
Person: Nigga you went from scoopin' ice cream to gettin' ice and cream. Ferg laughs How you feel?
A$AP Ferg: I just, I feel goo...
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown gal, brown gal
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bumming up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Look...
Royce da 5'9" - A Black Man’s Favorite Shoe (Skit) Lyrics
Howdy, I'm - and I hate black people
They're the worst, they're stinky, and they just suck
They're just bad people
If you notice over there, there's a box of Jordans
It's the favorite pair of shoes for ...
Juice WRLD - Betrayal (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
[laughing]
Hello? Oh my God
I know this ain't you calling me again
Oof, ooh my God
Yeah, yeah, it's cool [laughing]
Hello? What in the fuck did I tell you about calling me?
You found out 'bout who?
Yeah, I bet you did ...
Upchurch - Intro (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Upchurch, Cambo & Crazy Old Man]
Do you know where we're at?
Yeah, man. Listen what we gotta do is going around this fence, around the back of this house, then we're like 200 yards from the house, we're good. S...
Chance The Rapper - Our House (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit: Woman & Little Girl]
Hello?
Yeah, girl, I'm still at this damn wedding
I know, I know
Shit, divorces don't even take this long
Hey, slow down
Ooh, hold on, girl, let me call you back
Ahh, they ...
Dungen - Skit I Allt Lyrics
En tidig morgon, aldrig sen
Det finns en chans att sova men inte nu
Jag säger: Skit i allt, lägg av och kom hit
Du vet att det är sant
Det måste vara så, du behöver väl mig?
Jag vet att det är sent nu
En annan morg...
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown girl, brown girl
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bombing up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Looki...
Upchurch - River Rat Defined (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
River rat, a river rat, hehe, a river rat in Cheatham County is, like, if you're from the Harpeth side of Cheatham County across the river. You be calling the motherfuckers on the Ashland City side a river rat, it was kinda li...
Itchyworms - Patnubay Ng Magulang (English Translation) Lyrics
[Skit]
The following program is inappropriate for children of all ages
Parental guidance is advised
It's already 12:00 noon! What now?...
Slaves - Gary (Skit) Lyrics
[Voicemail recording]
The person trying to contact you is standing outside
(weird noises)
Erm
Give us a bell back when you get this
Want me to stay outside?
Chill out
Garry...
$ILKMONEY - Outskirts To Future Buddha Lyrics
Masego - Shut Up And Groove Lyrics
[Intro: Skit]
Ooohwee!!!
Man let me tell you somethin' right here
I saw me a pretty young gal
Girl was looking like yeh, yeh, yeah
She was looking like nah, nah, nah
Know what I'm saying
But the---the girl-- the girl talked too mu...
The Skit Guys - Man Of God Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I hope they say of me
That I loved my children and wife
Most of All I hope they say
I love Jesus more than life
And when I'm laid to rest
Life's journey I have trod
I hope my children will say of me
Dad was a man of God
...