Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret Lyrics
Well, I pulled into dallat on a cold december day
Bought coffee and a doughnut at the greasy spoon cafe,
Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray,
But she couldn't believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard m...
Kinky Friedman - Old Shep Lyrics
When I was a lad and old shep was a pup
Over hills and meadows we'd stray.
Just a boy and his dog, we were both full of fun,
We grew up together that way.
I remember the time by the old swimming hole
When I would've d...
Kesha - Kinky Lyrics
Kinky Friedman - Dear Abbie Lyrics
From a friend of yours in texas
Who's had a little trouble finding love.
I'm considered quite attractive
And I've always been quite active at the club.
But the life I lead's so lonesome
That I wonder, abbie, if...
Kinky Friedman - Before All Hell Breaks Loose Lyrics
Time to resign from the human race
Wipe those tears from your lovely face
Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red caboose
Before all hell breaks loose.
Before you go I wish you'd come
Before you leave wish you'd lov...
Killer Pussy - Dial-A-Teen Lyrics
Need some help around the house?
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Rake the leaves or catch a mouse
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Walk the dog or wash the clothes
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Wax the floor with Mop & Glo
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a...
Killer Pussy - Dial-A-Teen Lyrics
Need some help around the house?
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Rake the leaves or catch a mouse
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Walk the dog or wash the clothes
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a-Teen)
Wax the floor with Mop & Glo
(Dial-a-Teen, Dial-a...
Kinky Friedman - Miss Nickelodeon Lyrics
Kinda like an indian beatin' on his mandolin
Lucky paul and his asian friend,
Smilin' back from the place they're in.
Hero's mother hides in austin waitin' for a loan
Preacher's teachers boogie down ...
Kinky Friedman - Popeye The Sailor Man Lyrics
My heart is on my sleeve,
Do you still believe?
Are you listenin' to the tide roll in, watchin' ships at sea?
When I come sailin' home again will you be there for me,
There for me?
Treasure ships of yore
Grace the...
Kinky Friedman - Wabash Cannonball Lyrics
Oh, from the great atlantic ocean to the wide pacific shore,
From the green ol' glowing mountains to the hills of labrador
She's long and tall and handsome, she's known quite well by all,
She's the combination call...
Kinky Friedman - Pretty Boy Floyd Lyrics
Gather round me children, a story I will tell
About pretty boy floyd, the outlaw, oklahoma knew him well.
It was in the town of shawnee on a saturday afternoon
With his wife beside him in a wagon it was into town they rode.
We...
The Irish Brigade - Kinky Boots Lyrics
[Verse]
I drove my Saracen through your garden last night, sing up the ra
I kicked your front door in around at midnight, sing up the ra
Something's tell me boy, you're avoiding me
And when I find you, you will go for your tea
[C...
Kinky Friedman - The Boogie Man Lyrics
Well, the boogie man
Gonna get you and
Snatch you up and whip you off to boogie land.
If you don't watch out
He'll make you scream and shout,
He the boogie man.
He the boogie man.
He gonna have them ants
Crawlin...
Kinky Friedman - Jambalaya Lyrics
Good-bye joe, me gotta go, me oh my oh,
Me gotta go pole the pirogue down the bayou.
My yvonne, the sweetest one, me oh my oh,
Son of a gun gonna have big fun on the bayou.
Jambalaya, crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
Because tonight ...
The Highballers - One Damn Thing Lyrics
Well I was always kind of a stoner
And she was always kind of mad
The day she put all my shit on the porch was the best day I ever had
Always subtle were her ways
I don't think of her these days
But when people ask here's wha...
Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Charles Whitman Lyrics
He was sitting up there for more than an hour,
Way up there on the texas tower
Shooting from the twenty-seventh floor. yahoo!
He didn't choke or slash or slit them,
Not our charles joseph whitman,
He won't be an architec...
Iggy Pop - Dirty Sanchez Lyrics
[Verse]
If I say it's my fault (If I say it's my fault)
For your success by default (For your success by default)
Can you lighten up on me? (Can you lighten up on me?)
Can you lighten up on me? (Can you lighten up on me?)
...
Kinky Friedman - The Ballad Of Ira Hayes Lyrics
Gather round me people and a story I will tell
About a brave young indian lad, you should remember well,
From a tribe of pima indians, a proud and peaceful band
Who farmed the phoenix valley out in arizona land.
Down their ditche...
Max B - Where Do I Go (BBQ Music) Lyrics
You see it
In this game there is no competition
Where do I go?
I ride through Harlem on my kinky Expedition
Where do I go?
I see some chick I know that loves to give me head
Where do I go?
I got that Clicquot and a bo...
Hank Thompson - Let Me Call You Sweetheart Lyrics
LET ME CALL YOU SWEETHEART
(Leo Friedman - Beth S. Whitson)
« © '57 Remick Music »
(Let me call you sweetheart I'm in love with you)
Let me call you sweetheart I'm in love with you
Let me hear you whisper that y...
Kinky Machine - Queen Of The Slums Lyrics
Took the train down, when you were seventeen
Left your mum and dad in Milton Keynes
Everybody knows
Everybody wants
Everybody loves the queen of the slums
In your make-up, paying off your debt
Catching sharks in your new fish...
Kesha - Joyride Lyrics
Are you a man?
Cuz I'm a b_tch
I'm already rich
Just looking for that mmmmm
This party s_cks
I'm 'bout to ditch
Don't even try to give me sh_t, I've earned the right to b-be like this
Oh, you say you lov...
Dean Friedman - Ayamba Yayahu Lyrics
I was standing in the middle of the planet.
I was wondering who ran it.
When suddenly the sky turned red
And a voice above me said,"
Ayamba yayahu
In this world there's nothing new
Umayim koyahey
It's just an...
Dean Friedman - The Deli Song Lyrics
Four in the morning. (what'll you have?) well, I'm in the mood for a corned beef on rye.
With a tomato and some coleslaw on the side.
I'm really glad that you tripped on the curb or we might've never met.
It was a ...
Six Gun Jury - Warm Eyes Lyrics
Your brother's best friend's sister died
That is, she passed away
And you passed by the funeral home today
You couldn't fake the sympathy inside yourself
And so you drove away
You went 50 by the hitcher with the ...
Me'shell Ndegeocello - Dred Lock Lyrics
Let me run my fingers through your dred locks
Run them all over your body 'til your hollor stops
As in life they grow a high on high
Ooh! how i love a black man oh my my
Lay your body down to give yourself strength
As you wal...
Kinky Machine - Monday's Child Lyrics
People are pushing by
Under the toxic sky
Another busy day
The summer city haze
I don't wanna be monday's child
I wanna leave this behind
Wanna be free and running wild
Don't wanna be monday's child
Do...
Jenny Hval - Renée Falconetti Of Orléans Lyrics
Did you notice how beautiful colored eyes are?
Have I been saved? Don't know what to do; are we being saved?
Renée, Renée
The camera is a mirror, but mine, not yours
For a hundred days you are a virgin or a young boy
You...
Aaron Trooper - Fire Lyrics
When I first looked In your eyes Naivety was bright
Though your brain
Was cold as ice
You knew you had the right
To get a Little kinky and filthy But babe, please don't feel guilty
Get a Little flirty
And kiss me
Far from your daddy�...
Lana Del Rey - She's Not Me Lyrics
Lets Go
And you got her in the back seat
Drive around the back streets
Trying to black me out
Do you remember my name?
Cruising down? Couple of art
Just say light up the sky
Do you remember my name?
She a ride or die
'Cause ...
Lovage - To Catch A Thief Lyrics
I feel that you shouldn't get involved in an intimate relationship
Until you are emotionally mature enough to handle it totally
Able to cope with your feelings and your sexuality
Without guilt, inhabition or phoniness
But with love, te...
Jenny Hval - Innocence Is Kinky Lyrics
That night, I watched people fucking on my computer
Nobody can see me looking anyway
It's late
And everything turns into a kind of dirty
My skin starts breaking like LCD
I feel a desire
One I don't know, one I don&#...
R. Kelly - Crazy Sex Lyrics
Tonight's gonna be crazy
Baby, if you don't mind
Let's get dumb, let's get highfy
Let's get down, let's get up
Let's start sweating, let's start tweaking
Screaming at the top of our lungs
Let�...
Ca$h Out - Let's Get It Lyrics
Let's get it nigga,
Let's get it
I got some trousers and I got a blouse that I got to take it
They're just saying like my fans...
Can't brag about it
I got my shoulder
They like how I'm kicking
And I was coo...
Kinky - Charro Negro Lyrics
Todos llevamos por dentro
Un charro negro
Un solo tequila despierta
Y grita así
Todos llevamos por dentro
Un charro negro
Un solo tequila despierta
Y grita así
Todos llevamos por dentro
Un charro negro
Un solo tequila despierta
Y grita ...
Chappell Roan - Red Wine Supernova Lyrics
She was a playboy
Brigitte Bardot
She showed me things
I didn't know
She did it right there
Out on the deck
Put her canine teeth
In the side of my neck
I'm in the hallway waitin' for ya
Mini skirt and my go-go boot...
ForteBowie - Dru Hill Forever Lyrics
I've been round the world and out on tour
Don't worry about my hotel doors
It's yours, it's yours
Your girlfriend said I'm always gone
As long as you know when I come back home
It's yours, it's your...
Şanışer - Ölüyorum Görmüyor Musun Lyrics
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Tobe Nwigwe - Hella Black Lyrics
Daz Dillinger - What's Your Pleasure Lyrics
Feat. Snoop Dogg
(Intro: Children's song)
The baker in the bakery
Stacking bread in the bakery
Baking fresh and soon you'll see
Bakery is the name
(Intro: Snoop Dogg)
Aye, yo, Dada, why'd'you hit 'em wit...