Lil B - Made Man Skit Lyrics
Frankie Joseph: [knocking on door]
Godfather: "Hey, who is it?"
Frankie Joseph: "Hey let me in Godfather, it's Frankie Joseph."
Godfather: "Hey Frankie, you're the man!" [opens door] "Frankie, my...
Christmas Songs - When Joseph Went To Bethlehem Lyrics
When Joseph went to Bethlehem
I think he took great care
To place his tools and close his shop
And leave no shavings there.
He urged the donkey forward,
Then, with Mary on its back,
And carried bread and goat cheese
In a little linen sack.
...
Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat - Who's The Theif? Lyrics
Joseph
Stop, you robbers -
Your little number's up
One of you has stolen
My precious gldn cup
Narrator
Joseph started serching
Through his brothers' sacks
Everyone was nervous,
No-one could relax
Children
Who's the thief?
...
King Iso - Pride (Skit) Lyrics
Faron Young - Baby Jesus Lyrics
King Iso - Thank You (Skit) Lyrics
King Iso - Gluttony/Greed (Skit) Lyrics
Skit lyrics - Late Nights Lyrics
(Note: This skit has multiple voices speaking at once so some unclear speech will have inevitably be omitted from this transcription)
[0:00-0:03]
I wanna rap, woah, ok
[0:04-0:14]
I go, you go, I go, you go...
Ok, ok, ok ,ok...
Peach Tree Rascals - Mariposa Lyrics
[Chorus: Joseph]
I can't wait for you to come my way
I've been far away
But I'll keep running
Just to find a way to you till then
[Verse 1: Tarrek]
I've been running from it
Tired of running from it
Sc...
Joseph Arthur - Heroin Lyrics
Joseph Arthur - Magic And Loss Lyrics
Joseph Arthur - NYC Man Lyrics
Joseph Arthur - Wild Child Lyrics
MercyMe - Joseph's Lullaby Lyrics
Twenty One Pilots - Whisper -Tyler Joseph Lyrics
Squeeze - Christmas Day Lyrics
Mary and Joseph drove into town,
Searching for a place to stay.
The moon was up, and his foot was down
A miracle was on it's way.
They tried the hotels, the motels, the bed-and-breakfast
Locals, but no one seemed to have any roo...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
[shot]
Thank you!
[Eminem running]
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
[car stop working]
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
*shot*
Thank you!
*Eminem running*
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
*car stop working*
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking kidding me...
Nancy Kerr & James Fagan - Fol The Day-O Lyrics
Verse 1:
Some do sing as though the summer's coming
Though the sun is gone beyond the hill
And though blossom bloom and bees are humming
We remember cold November's chill
Chorus:
Fol the Day-O love is sweet, oh
Seeds are bloomi...
Girlpool - Joseph's Dad Lyrics
Pouring out the plastic paint
Thought my hands were full of clay
Now I'm drinking 7-up
Joseph's dad's a ladies man
He's sinking into what he can
I thought I looked with both my eyes
Said life was only half my...
Eminem - Key (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Ha ha, hol' up
What is that? Oh
Is that a key in my pocket?
Or am I just happy to see
The hot chicks that are here for me and only me
Cause I am the cause, the cause meaning cousin
Meaning stemming back to bro
Ca...
Curren$y & Smoke DZA - Skit 2 Lyrics
Kevin Abstract - Dad Lyrics
[Skit]
W.C. - Fake Niggas (Skit) Lyrics
Upchurch - Skit (Chicken Willie) Lyrics
[Skit: Country Guy 1, Country Guy 2, Upchurch, & OId Man]
God damn bird
God damnit your family will
Hey man, shut your mouth, God, you ain't done nothing but bitch
[Unintelligible]
You lost, motherfucker, you just lost
...
W.C. - 187 Um Burgers (Skit) Lyrics
Ghostface Killah - News Report (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
News alert, police wanna find those responsible for murdering
Looking for four individuals, they say three of them kicked in the door
The other was driving the getaway car
The jewel heist right here in New York City, up to te...
Elisha Major Prophet Adamu - I Will Fulfill My Destiny Lyrics
Iintro:
It is good to pursue our dream
It is good to trust God
When things are working against us
Just like Joseph in the Bible
Despite the ups and down
The rejection frustration
Despite the selling
God saw him through
He will see through i...
CB - Ride Out (Skit) Lyrics
[Interlude]
*Tyres screeching*
Get out of here
Let's go follow him
They're going all the way
*Gunshots*...
Upchurch - Skit (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo, Upchurch & Crazy Old Man]
*Coughing*
Oh man, uh I think we lost him though
Lets get a pinch
He ain't comin'
He's fat ass can't run up that hill haha
Where we at anyway
Uh man, I actually k...
Blake Gillette - I Will Be What I Believe Lyrics
Living in this world with change all around
But with the prophets' words, I'll stand on solid ground.
Even though it's still hard, with questions that arise,
Every day I will say:
I'll have faith like brother Joseph and...
The Wiggles - Camera One Lyrics
Greg: OK camera operators, let's get ready to roll!
Camera one, are you ready?
Dominic: Ready for the camera.
Camera two, are you?
Joseph: Camera two is ready.
Camera three has the Captain at the held.
Captain: Oh I'm all r...
Peach Tree Rascals - Things Won't Go My Way Lyrics
[Verse 1: Tarrek]
Don't wanna be so afraid
It's time to get out my way
I'm running I can't keep running
I'm running I can't keep running
I've been seeing a haze
Just wish it was just a phase
...
Woodie Smalls - Confession Skit Lyrics
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown gal, brown gal
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bumming up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Look...
Peach Tree Rascals - Water Lyrics
[Chorus: Joseph]
We don't have to rush
Lets take our time and have some fun
I need you to hold on
It don't come easy
You just gotta believe me when I say
You are the one
[Post-Chorus: Issac]
Baby I'm gone
...
Upchurch - Skit 2 (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo & Upchurch]
Ryan, Ryan *scream*
Drop Out, Drop Out
Where you at homie?
I fell in this hole back here
Aight dog I'm comin' I'm comin'
Ryan, I know this hole dog, get down
Go down
Down?
D...
Juice WRLD - Betrayal (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
[laughing]
Hello? Oh my God
I know this ain't you calling me again
Oof, ooh my God
Yeah, yeah, it's cool [laughing]
Hello? What in the fuck did I tell you about calling me?
You found out 'bout who?
Yeah, I bet you did ...
Chance The Rapper - Our House (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit: Woman & Little Girl]
Hello?
Yeah, girl, I'm still at this damn wedding
I know, I know
Shit, divorces don't even take this long
Hey, slow down
Ooh, hold on, girl, let me call you back
Ahh, they ...
Kool And The Gang - Do Not Be Afraid Lyrics
How fast did you fly, oh Gabriel
Winging your way to a worn out world
What was it like as an angel
Sharing the plan with one shaken girl
What did you say?
Do not be afraid
Do not be afraid
You will get through
All that's aske...