Jadakiss - Closure Lyrics
King Iso - Pride (Skit) Lyrics
Jadakiss - NYB (Need Your Best) Lyrics
King Iso - Thank You (Skit) Lyrics
Jadakiss - I Know Lyrics
King Iso - Gluttony/Greed (Skit) Lyrics
Skit lyrics - Late Nights Lyrics
(Note: This skit has multiple voices speaking at once so some unclear speech will have inevitably be omitted from this transcription)
[0:00-0:03]
I wanna rap, woah, ok
[0:04-0:14]
I go, you go, I go, you go...
Ok, ok, ok ,ok...
Gabriel Black - Dorothy Lyrics
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
[shot]
Thank you!
[Eminem running]
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
[car stop working]
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
*shot*
Thank you!
*Eminem running*
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
*car stop working*
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking kidding me...
JAY-Z - Kill Jay Z Lyrics
[Verse]
Kill Jay Z, they'll never love you
You'll never be enough, let's just keep it real, Jay Z
Fuck Jay Z, I mean, you shot your own brother
How can we know if we can trust Jay Z?
And you know better, nigga, I know you do
...
Jay Sean - Make My Love Go Lyrics
[Jay Sean] Pass me a drink to the left Said her name was Delilah And I'm like you should call my way I already surrender Damn girl that body's fire You're gonna remember my name...
Eminem - Key (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Ha ha, hol' up
What is that? Oh
Is that a key in my pocket?
Or am I just happy to see
The hot chicks that are here for me and only me
Cause I am the cause, the cause meaning cousin
Meaning stemming back to bro
Ca...
Curren$y & Smoke DZA - Skit 2 Lyrics
Kevin Abstract - Dad Lyrics
[Skit]
W.C. - Fake Niggas (Skit) Lyrics
Upchurch - Skit (Chicken Willie) Lyrics
[Skit: Country Guy 1, Country Guy 2, Upchurch, & OId Man]
God damn bird
God damnit your family will
Hey man, shut your mouth, God, you ain't done nothing but bitch
[Unintelligible]
You lost, motherfucker, you just lost
...
W.C. - 187 Um Burgers (Skit) Lyrics
Kendrick Lamar - Intro (Wayne Co-Sign) Lyrics
(feat. Lil Wayne & Jay Rock)
[K.Dot]
Weezy Up, K.Dot
[Wayne]
The homie K.Dot, he crazy too
[K.Dot]
Love
[Wayne]
I cosign this, shout out to my homie Jay Rock too, he's my nigga too
[Jay Rock]
Your nigga? Shit
[Wayne]
You'...
Patti Smith - Capital Letter Lyrics
Katniss...
(Verse)
Rebellion has a heart
Breaking as the dawn
Bursting into song
Bursting into song
(Pre-Chorus)
Bird in the hand
Another role to play
Mocking as the jay
Mocking as the jay
(Chorus - part 1)
She's the ...
Patti Smith - Capital Letter Lyrics
Katniss... (Verse)
Rebellion has a heart
Breaking as the dawn
Bursting into song
Bursting into song
(Pre-Chorus)
Bird in the hand
Another role to play
Mocking as the jay
Mocking as the jay
(Chorus - part 1)
She's the si...
Ghostface Killah - News Report (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
News alert, police wanna find those responsible for murdering
Looking for four individuals, they say three of them kicked in the door
The other was driving the getaway car
The jewel heist right here in New York City, up to te...
Jadakiss - Huntin Season Lyrics
CB - Ride Out (Skit) Lyrics
[Interlude]
*Tyres screeching*
Get out of here
Let's go follow him
They're going all the way
*Gunshots*...
JAY-Z - Blue's Freestyle/We Family Lyrics
(feat. Blue Ivy Carter)
Blue's Freestyle
[Verse: Blue Ivy]
Everything everything this my only single thing
Everything I hear is my answer
And if you think I say, then innocent if I say?
I never hear that, I be in the posse
Never seen ...
Upchurch - Skit (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo, Upchurch & Crazy Old Man]
*Coughing*
Oh man, uh I think we lost him though
Lets get a pinch
He ain't comin'
He's fat ass can't run up that hill haha
Where we at anyway
Uh man, I actually k...
Woodie Smalls - Confession Skit Lyrics
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown gal, brown gal
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bumming up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Look...
Upchurch - Skit 2 (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo & Upchurch]
Ryan, Ryan *scream*
Drop Out, Drop Out
Where you at homie?
I fell in this hole back here
Aight dog I'm comin' I'm comin'
Ryan, I know this hole dog, get down
Go down
Down?
D...
Juice WRLD - Betrayal (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
[laughing]
Hello? Oh my God
I know this ain't you calling me again
Oof, ooh my God
Yeah, yeah, it's cool [laughing]
Hello? What in the fuck did I tell you about calling me?
You found out 'bout who?
Yeah, I bet you did ...
Chance The Rapper - Our House (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit: Woman & Little Girl]
Hello?
Yeah, girl, I'm still at this damn wedding
I know, I know
Shit, divorces don't even take this long
Hey, slow down
Ooh, hold on, girl, let me call you back
Ahh, they ...
Dungen - Skit I Allt Lyrics
En tidig morgon, aldrig sen
Det finns en chans att sova men inte nu
Jag säger: Skit i allt, lägg av och kom hit
Du vet att det är sant
Det måste vara så, du behöver väl mig?
Jag vet att det ...
Fukkit - Intro Lyrics
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown girl, brown girl
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bombing up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Looki...
Upchurch - River Rat Defined (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
River rat, a river rat, hehe, a river rat in Cheatham County is, like, if you're from the Harpeth side of Cheatham County across the river. You be calling the motherfuckers on the Ashland City side a river rat, it was kinda li...
Jadakiss - NO SURRENDER Lyrics
The pain's unbearable,
Remains unawarable,
He fuck around,
Drop off a building,
If you dare him to.
The Great Stater already
Killed the Wo, you compare them two.
To really think about what he said
Will take a year or two.
Fa...
Itchyworms - Patnubay Ng Magulang (English Translation) Lyrics
[Skit]
The following program is inappropriate for children of all ages
Parental guidance is advised
It's already 12:00 noon! What now?...
Slaves - Gary (Skit) Lyrics
[Voicemail recording]
The person trying to contact you is standing outside
(weird noises)
Erm
Give us a bell back when you get this
Want me to stay outside?
Chill out
Garry...
G Herbo - Shakey Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Herbo stop playing with these real stupid goofy motherfuckers, man (Stanky coochie ass bitch)
No, they ain't... Ayy, they ain't hear you, man
These bitches slow slow slow, you hear me?
(Bitch, you will never be shit...
Saturday Night Live - Drake's Beef Lyrics
(feat. Lorne Michaels, Aidy Bryant, Leslie Jones, Vanessa Bayer, Pete Davidson & Drake)
[Skit 1]
[Vanessa Bayer]: You know, I never use this word, but I said "That was cray"
[Drake]: 'Sup guys
[Vanessa Bayer]: ...