Ivor Bigun - I'm A Wanker Lyrics
My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand
(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a...
Ivor Bigun - I've Farted Lyrics
My mother had the vicar and the vicar's wife to tea
They cleared the room, they blamed it on the dog
But it was me.
(Chorus)
I've farted, I've farted,
I've made a trouser cough,
I've whistled in my Y-fronts,...
Sidemen - This Or That Lyrics
This, that
This, that
This, that
This, that
Santa, I was only a child
(Yeah, what?)
He was a child, that sh_t's wild
You aren't sh_t, you're a fat prick
You don't want the smoke
Youiouaejnfianhef you're...
Slaves - Play Dead Lyrics
Huu
[Pre Chorus]
Too connected, (disconnected)
Too connected, (disconnected)
Too connected, (disconnected)
Too connected, (disconnected)
Switch it on, (Switch it off)
Switch it on, (Switch it off)
Switch it on, (Switch it off)
Switch it on...
Sleaford Mods - Peter Peter Peter Lyrics
What the fuck are you on about, man
Shut the fuck up
Peter Peter Peter
Tough shit
Nothing you can do about the fact that
Me and your ex got with it
She's fit, I'm fit
I'm Brad Pitt
I drop [?] clothes on sha...
Sleaford Mods - Jolly Fucker Lyrics
Promote yourself, look like a cunt
Vodka parties. Cushioned walls in a shit club
I 'ain't bothered where it goes, I've got a job
I'll rot away in the aisles of the Co-op mate, no prob
French Fancies, Mr Kipling, ...
Finnesse Gang 101 - Hang Over Lyrics
(Intro)
Turn up, never turn down!
(Hook)
Fell in love with liquor lately
Last night I was so faded
Woke up with a hang-ova
And we bought it harder than hanged over
I remember these ballin' bitches
I remember is ballin' ...
Sleaford Mods - Snout Lyrics
Do you wanna know where that man is from?
He's on Snapchat, you cunt
And then I saw a big man
I got 4/10 every time I put that in a story
Miss is like "what's that?"
Windowsills, it's finished Mrs. Twat
...
Sleaford Mods - Live Tonight Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Gig you into the fucking ground I'm not moaning man I
Like the smell of mist on curbs near the beer garden at
Night, pedestrian walk ways, well if the council want a
No traffic zone that's sound mate, good with m...
Sleaford Mods - Bronx In A Six Lyrics
[Chorus]
Bronx in six
Bronx in six
[Verse 1]
He never gave any refunds to his mates
Now he wonders why he sits in his big house all on his own
With all his plastic and nice painted plates
Bronx in a six, let's do a one...
Smoke Boys - Let My Squad Up Lyrics
[Hook: Swift]
Tell her hold this gwalla (money)
I know she gonna (peng, peng)
Tell her phone me tomorrow (ring, ring)
I know she wanna (peng peng)
I'm cool like the [?]
She looking like summer
I'm no gang member, tel...
David Dallas - Ain't Perfect Lyrics
I just want everything to be perfect
Everything to fit into place
House, food on the table and some liquor to chase
But my moms still hooked on how cigarettes taste
And my dad lost his eye and a bit of his face
about a month back caus...
URLtv - Craig Lamar Vs. Yung Griz Lyrics
[Round 1: Craig Lamar]
You wanna know what I find funny as shit, you...chubby, Donell-Jones-lookin' son of a BITCH!?
Fuck it, I ain't got time to waste
If you touch me in any kind of way, niggas is dyin'...the Hotel Rwa...