King Iso - Gluttony/Greed (Skit) Lyrics
King Iso - Pride (Skit) Lyrics
Westside Gunn - Sly Green Skit Lyrics
[Skit: Sly Green]
The girl that was testifying, it was one my girlfriends, said that I had so much money in a suitcase, that she had never seen this much money before. Another girl said that I had so much money spreaded throughout the hou...
King Iso - Thank You (Skit) Lyrics
Skit lyrics - Late Nights Lyrics
(Note: This skit has multiple voices speaking at once so some unclear speech will have inevitably be omitted from this transcription)
[0:00-0:03]
I wanna rap, woah, ok
[0:04-0:14]
I go, you go, I go, you go...
Ok, ok, ok ,ok...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
*shot*
Thank you!
*Eminem running*
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
*car stop working*
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking kidding me...
Eminem - Parking Lot (Skit) Lyrics
(Skit)
(don't kill me)
[shot]
Thank you!
[Eminem running]
Go, go, go (what the f..uck?)
What the fuck are you doing?
Mothafucker bail on me? Fuck you!
[car stop working]
Aw, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
Are you fucking...
Felly - This Is A Rose (Interlude) Lyrics
[Skit]
Felly: This is music
GYYPS: Give him a dollar?
Felly: Nah
GYYPS: I have a twenty but...
Felly I just wanna live with this guy
GYYPS: Alright we're gonna miss our shit
Felly: Oh my gosh, so beautiful, shout out to t...
Eminem - Key (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Ha ha, hol' up
What is that? Oh
Is that a key in my pocket?
Or am I just happy to see
The hot chicks that are here for me and only me
Cause I am the cause, the cause meaning cousin
Meaning stemming back to bro
Ca...
Curren$y & Smoke DZA - Skit 2 Lyrics
Q Money - Intro Lyrics
Kevin Abstract - Dad Lyrics
[Skit]
W.C. - Fake Niggas (Skit) Lyrics
Upchurch - Skit (Chicken Willie) Lyrics
[Skit: Country Guy 1, Country Guy 2, Upchurch, & OId Man]
God damn bird
God damnit your family will
Hey man, shut your mouth, God, you ain't done nothing but bitch
[Unintelligible]
You lost, motherfucker, you just lost
...
W.C. - 187 Um Burgers (Skit) Lyrics
Ghostface Killah - News Report (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
News alert, police wanna find those responsible for murdering
Looking for four individuals, they say three of them kicked in the door
The other was driving the getaway car
The jewel heist right here in New York City, up to te...
CB - Ride Out (Skit) Lyrics
[Interlude]
*Tyres screeching*
Get out of here
Let's go follow him
They're going all the way
*Gunshots*...
Upchurch - Skit (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo, Upchurch & Crazy Old Man]
*Coughing*
Oh man, uh I think we lost him though
Lets get a pinch
He ain't comin'
He's fat ass can't run up that hill haha
Where we at anyway
Uh man, I actually k...
Woodie Smalls - Confession Skit Lyrics
A$AP Twelvyy - Bamboo Skit Lyrics
"Ayo Jamael, whatup lil nigga, acting like you don't know your man Bamboo. "
"What's good man, yeah I see you doing your lil rap thing man, proud of you nigga. Car is real pretty man, I like that shit. That shit c...
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown gal, brown gal
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bumming up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Look...
Upchurch - Skit 2 (Heart Of America) Lyrics
[Skit: Cambo & Upchurch]
Ryan, Ryan *scream*
Drop Out, Drop Out
Where you at homie?
I fell in this hole back here
Aight dog I'm comin' I'm comin'
Ryan, I know this hole dog, get down
Go down
Down?
D...
Chance The Rapper - 4 Quarters In The Black (Skit) Lyrics
Juice WRLD - Betrayal (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
[laughing]
Hello? Oh my God
I know this ain't you calling me again
Oof, ooh my God
Yeah, yeah, it's cool [laughing]
Hello? What in the fuck did I tell you about calling me?
You found out 'bout who?
Yeah, I bet you did ...
Chance The Rapper - Our House (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit: Woman & Little Girl]
Hello?
Yeah, girl, I'm still at this damn wedding
I know, I know
Shit, divorces don't even take this long
Hey, slow down
Ooh, hold on, girl, let me call you back
Ahh, they ...
Dungen - Skit I Allt Lyrics
En tidig morgon, aldrig sen
Det finns en chans att sova men inte nu
Jag säger: Skit i allt, lägg av och kom hit
Du vet att det är sant
Det måste vara så, du behöver väl mig?
Jag vet att det ...
Fukkit - Intro Lyrics
M.I.A. - Boom Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Brown girl, brown girl
Turn your shit down
You know America don't wanna hear your sound
Boom boom jungle music
Go back to India
With your crazy shit, you're bombing up the area
Looking through your Instagram
Looki...
Upchurch - River Rat Defined (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
River rat, a river rat, hehe, a river rat in Cheatham County is, like, if you're from the Harpeth side of Cheatham County across the river. You be calling the motherfuckers on the Ashland City side a river rat, it was kinda li...
Joyner Lucas - Kevin (Skit) Lyrics
Itchyworms - Patnubay Ng Magulang (English Translation) Lyrics
[Skit]
The following program is inappropriate for children of all ages
Parental guidance is advised
It's already 12:00 noon! What now?...
Slaves - Gary (Skit) Lyrics
[Voicemail recording]
The person trying to contact you is standing outside
(weird noises)
Erm
Give us a bell back when you get this
Want me to stay outside?
Chill out
Garry...
G Herbo - Shakey Skit Lyrics
[Skit]
Herbo stop playing with these real stupid goofy motherfuckers, man (Stanky coochie ass bitch)
No, they ain't... Ayy, they ain't hear you, man
These bitches slow slow slow, you hear me?
(Bitch, you will never be shit...
Saturday Night Live - Drake's Beef Lyrics
(feat. Lorne Michaels, Aidy Bryant, Leslie Jones, Vanessa Bayer, Pete Davidson & Drake)
[Skit 1]
[Vanessa Bayer]: You know, I never use this word, but I said "That was cray"
[Drake]: 'Sup guys
[Vanessa Bayer]: ...
$ILKMONEY - Outskirts To Future Buddha Lyrics
Choo Choo La Rouge - The Relentless Money Love Blues Lyrics
I was sittin' on a hard park bench and she was stretched out on an easy chair
She said, "It feels like I can read your mind, I think I like what I'm reading there"
I said, "You can't believe everything you ...
Field Music - Money Is A Memory Lyrics
BROCKHAMPTON - SKIT 2 Lyrics
[Spoken: Jabari Manwa, Robert Ontenient]
"Who are you?"
"Eh... Me llamo Roberto y... La verdad que no creo que nadie me recuerde después de matarme esta noche."...
Tory Lanez - Keisha's Intro (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Tory: Yeah, it was like that, I was out. Ayo Uno, make this left right here
Tory's Friend: I got you. Wait, you goin' to Yvette's house?
Tory: No I'm not goin' to Yvette's house, my nigga
Tory's Fri...
Juice WRLD - Karma (Skit) Lyrics
[Skit]
Okay, it's me again (I've called you, like 30 times now! Why can't you answer the phone now?)
And no I have called you back a billion times
Why can't you answer the phone?
What-(yeah!) I know I'm sorry
I told...