Bart Baker - Fancy Parody Lyrics
Bart Baker - Adore You Parody Lyrics
Bart Baker - Happy Parody Lyrics
Bart Baker - Hello Kitty Parody Lyrics
Bart Baker - Dark Horse Parody Lyrics
Bart Baker - Fried Chicken Lyrics
Bart Baker - Applause Parody Lyrics
Remember when I used to not totally suck?
My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up.
But then I lost my damn mind, now I am in a bird cage.
I've gone completely mad, I'm totally batshit insane.
[Bridge]
I comb...
Bart Baker - Royals Parody Lyrics
I look like I took way too much Xanax
I have pubic hair on my head.
I'm so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me
And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential
I made a vid t...
Bart Baker - Problem Parody Lyrics
[Bart Baker:]
It's Iggy Iggz I look like a dude dressed as a girl
[Jessica (Ariana Grande):]
That's a major problem.
Hey kids remember me from Nickelodeon I got thin but don't worry I'm still just as dumb actually m...
Bart Baker - What About Love Parody Lyrics
[Austin Mahone:] I- I'm a clone of Bieber wear oversized sneakers and sing into mirrors.
And my- my government grew me in a laboratory to become the next big teen hearthrob.
[Scientist 1:] Everything's looking good next we sho...
Bart Baker - All That Matters Parody Lyrics
Oh oh, this whole year I've been stoned off my ass
So bad that I grew this ratstache, it makes me look manly
No it actually, makes you look sleazy
Oh oh, whenever I'm wearing this boy dress
It feels like I'm missing my p...
Matt Berninger - All I Want Lyrics
(feat. Stephan Altman & Julien Baker)
[Verse 1: Matt Berninger, Julien Baker]
Just to see the sun breaking
Just to find a place to stand
Just to not be overtaken
When I hold you in my hands
[Chorus: Matt Berninger &...
Bart Baker - Gentleman Parody Lyrics
Old guys turn me on we're all about to have an orgy
Old guys turn me on and mannequin boob makes me horny
Old guys turn me on this is starting to get really gay
Now his pants are off
Come on guys you should all do the same
I have...
Bart Baker - Wrecking Ball Parody Lyrics
Remember when I was a ten and did not look like a guy
My hair was long, I had clothes on
But now I get nude and cry
Since the VMA's all the people say
I am a total skank
Grinded Robin Thicke made the whole crowd sick
Espec...
Bart Baker - Boyfriend Parody Lyrics
If I was a black man you would be my hoe
Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls
I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo
But I'm just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
Saying swag is cool
Now I'll make a wish on...
Bart Baker - Blurred Lines Parody Lyrics
[#THICKE]
This song totally sucks
[#CREEP]
This song totally sucks
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey WOO!
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey WOO!
[#NUTSHOOT]
Come over here if you want to get raped
(Hey girl come here)
By a Creepy wannabe Timber...
Bart Baker - Thrift Shop Parody Lyrics
Wut wut wut wut
Wut wut wut wut
Wut wut wut wut
Wut wut wut wut
I got a nasty rash
Probably from wearing this gross used jacket
Front pocket
Just found a used condom
Guess I should've washed it
Walkin' into the club li...
Bart Baker - 22 Parody Lyrics
It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex's and then put on their skin
HELP ME!
Shut up, Harry!
I escaped from the asylum and kidnapped all of them.
So I could get my revenge.
You're sick!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah! I...
Shorty Garrett - Sharp Objects Lyrics
Sharp Objects
Blunt Instruments
Idiomatic
Eloquence
Blunt Instruments
Parody
Eloquenc
Metaphorically
Parody
Well Read
Metaphorically
Unwashed
Well Read
Truthfully
Unwashed
Ruthlessly
Truthfully
Idiomatic
Ruthlessly...
Bart Baker - What Makes You Beautiful Parody Lyrics
Check out my hair, isn't it cute
I use a really expensive shampoo-oo-oo
we're throwing rocks, and acting tough
even though we're all wearing tons of ma-akeup
our manager says we have to act straight,
even though we'...
Bart Baker - We Can't Stop Parody Lyrics
Her name's Miley she started on Disney used to be so innocent and so sweet but now all she wants to do is party put in fake golden teeth and act really trashy.
This song is to let everybody know
I'm totally out of control and I...
Bart Davenport - Pamela Lyrics
Bart Davenport - On Your Own Planet Lyrics
Bart Davenport - Vow Lyrics
Bart Davenport - Every Little Step Lyrics
Bart Baker - Scream And Shout Parody Lyrics
Bring the cancer
When you hear this in the club
You're gonna free shit up
You're gonna puke up your guts
Because this song really sucks
When I'm outside the club
I'm flashin' my muff
I'm flashin'...
Bart Baker - Kiss You Parody Lyrics
[Zayn]
Oh I'm just gonna pretend that I'm riding this Bike
To make all you teen girls wet with delight
Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
That's us taking your dad's cash
[Harry]
oh I know I know I kn...
Bart Davenport - Girl Gotta Way Lyrics
Bart Davenport - Physical World Lyrics
Bart Baker - I Knew You Were Trouble Parody Lyrics
[Taylor:]
Once upon a time, before I was insane.
I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me,
[Joe:]
You're just way too creepy, plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey. (HO HO)
[Taylor:]
...
Bart Baker - Started From The Bottom Parody Lyrics
[Drake]
Started middle class in a wheelchair
On a crappy sitcom making good cash every year
Now I'm dancing stupid by a car
Trying to convince you that my life was so damn hard
I done had it tough from the jump
Livin' wit m...
Bart Baker - Senior Citizen Love Lyrics
Went from Mr.305
To a horny old Asian guy!
I'm horny and I'm old
So Horny and so old
Heading to the senior home
To get me some senior dome!
Can't touch me boy
I might be old, but I still be getting blown for sure!
...
Bart Baker - Confident Parody Lyrics
[Justin Bieber:]
Don't you deport me
Don't you deport me
Oh no no, oh no no
You can't deport me
I am invincible
Fuck this, I'm Justin
Ain't heading north just like that
I ain't done nothing to dese...
Bart Baker - Pussies Lyrics
I really love cats cats pussies on my brain
Hang out with them everyday
Give them nip nip and they go wild
Cat pussies like these are hard to come by
Get it on on with them on my lawn
When the claw my ass it turns me on
I See two, th...
Mary Lambert - Bless This Hell Lyrics
Bart Baker - Call Me Maybe Lyrics
I'm watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard
Wish you'd lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face.
I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear.
I'm wearing your underwear that I stole from y...
Devendra Banhart - Loring Baker Lyrics
If love is our home
Why do we wonder so?
If you're already home
Where do you want to go?
If love is our home
Why do we wonder so?
If you're already home
Where do you want to go?...
Bart Baker - Anus Lyrics
I am old and cannot control my anus a-a-nus. [2X]
Anus, An-ah-hus. [8X]
When I crap my pants I am ready
Weather it be solid or a spray
Forgive me for wearing this adult diaper
But at my age my sphincter betrays me
Oooh, oooh, ooo...
Mutoid Man - Dead Dreams Lyrics
(feat. Kevin Baker of All Pigs Must Die)
[Stephen Brodsky, vocals]
Your dead dreams
Telling a story
Honey you'll never forget
Your dead dreams
Under the haunted
Comforter of regret
Your dead dreams
Caught in a fabric
Trying to cut som...
Starlito - Good Cop Bad Cop Lyrics
Office Craig came up hard
From the hood but in school always said he was smart
On the other hand you got officer Bart
Confederate flags all in they front yard
Graduated the academy got they own cause
To protect and serve just playing they p...