Allan Sherman - The Painless Dentist Song Lyrics
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist;
By that what's meant is,
It really doesn't hurt.
This is Miss Klinger; you've met her finger.
So open wide, and Miss Klinger wil...
Tom Vek - Sherman Lyrics
You think of death
The inevitable option
The thinking type
You just wanna tick some boxes
Now that you're out of calm
Now that the rubber has erased it
Oh, we're attacking now
I'm on the team, the immovable object
An...
Allan Sherman - An Average Song Lyrics
Oh, here's a song,
An average song.
It's not too short,
It's not too long.
It's not too high,
It's not too low,
It's not too fast,
It's not too slow.
It's not too old,
It's not ...
Issue No. 152 - Sherman (Animals In The Jungle) Lyrics
Animals In The Jungle
(Verse)
You think of death
The inevitable option
Not the thinking type
You just wanna tick some boxes
Now that you're out of calm
Now that the rubber has erased it
Oh, we're attacking now
I'm...
Allan Sherman - Togetherness Lyrics
(Ring!)
Huh?
Ooh...
Mmmm...
Brrrr...cold!
Aahhh...hot!
Aaahh...nice.
Yum dum, yum dum dum de da...
(Ring!)
Hello, I'm in the shower,
Call me in an hour....
Allan Rayman - Dear Allan Lyrics
[Verse]
Dear Allan
I hear you made the trip
Was it a gash or a cut
Or maybe just a prick
For all the money in the world
For all the girls and all the fame
It's enough to make you sick
Dear Allan
I hear you lose yourself on a whim
I hea...
Divine Council - P. Sherman (PS42WW$) Lyrics
BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH ON MY BIG DICK
HIT A VICK SWITCH, LIT A SPLIFF, DID A KICKFLIP
FUCK MY OLD PLUG, HEARD THE NIGGA HAD FIBBED CRIP
FUCK MY OLD LOVES, THESE BITCHES GET HIT LIKE QUICK
LICKS
TICK, TICK, TIC...
Allan Sherman - The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song Lyrics
This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.
(bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
There is a large dark aardvark in the park,
They say he's missing from the zoo.
(that's me, folks!)
And the police...
Arcade Fire - Creature Comfort Lyrics
[Verse 1: Win Butler]
Some boys hate themselves
Spend their lives resenting their fathers
Some girls hate their bodies
Stand in the mirror and wait for the feedback
[Pre-Chorus: Win Butler]
Saying God, make me famous
If You can't, jus...
Sugarfree - The Allan Song Lyrics
Itong si Allan, mahirap kausap
Pangiti-ngiti, nananaginip ng gising
Uma-umaga, hawak n'ya ay gitara
Pasipol-sipol, ang utak n'ya ay nasa ulap
Ang utak n'ya ay nasa ulap
Habang sya'y pakanta-kanta
Tiritootooto...
Fame Musical - The Teacher's Argument Lyrics
(Miss Bell)
Artists are special celestial fools
first with the talent for breaking the rules
unfit for confinement in cubicle schools
artists are special
(Miss Sherman)
Artists are people not primitive fools
they learn what to do before br...
Boyfriendz - Painless Lyrics
[Intro: Smrtdeath]
I forget to text, know you hate it
Spent a lot of nights lost and pacing
Now I'm all alone and I hate it
Gotta stay out of my mind just to be painless
[Chorus: Smrtdeath]
I forget to text, know you hat...
Allan Sherman - Call Me Lyrics
Call me Efrem Zimbalist,
Get me Bobby Kennedy,
Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too.
Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now;
Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now.
Then get Hank Mancini
And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;
...
Allan Sherman - Secret Code Lyrics
Once I had a secret code,
Where A was B, and B was G.
G was K, and K was J;
And J was M, and M was P.
V was X, and X was V,
And U was I, and I was U.
87 stood for Z,
And 2 for T, and T for 2.
O was 12, and Q was 17;
I stil...
Allan Sherman - Westchester Hadassah Lyrics
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Westchester Hadassah,
I gave all my dough.
I'll give you one more thing:
A definite "no!"
Remember that luncheon
In honor of me?
You mad...
Ibn Inglor - Come Painless Lyrics
Allan Sherman - Signs Lyrics
Keep off the grass.
Children at play.
No deposit, no return.
No casting today.
Wait for the dialtone.
Do not fold, do not bend.
Do not open till Christmas.
Open other end.
No checks cashed,
Make deliveries in the rear.
S...
Ethereal Shade - Brainwashing Machine (part II) Lyrics
Know, they all loves you,
Hate you, but keep silent apathy
Face to dust - you used to.
Sightless money and disagree
Hopeless memory of sympathy
Words, can you tell us?
Nowhere to run, will not let go.
Knife in back and in m...
Roger Daltrey - Parting Sould Be Painless Lyrics
Jordaan Mason - Bird's Nest Lyrics
My mouth is filled with his ovaries
I hold them: here, between my teeth
O! Get these bird's nests out of me
Dentist, get these bird's nests out of me
How do you fertilize what cannot be?
How do you fertilize what cann...
Allan Sherman - Down The Drain Lyrics
Down, down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down...)
The sweetest things in life
Don't stay around for very long.
They come and go and don't come back again.
While they're here, you feel so smug.
That's when ...
Allan Sherman - Plan Ahead Lyrics
Plan ahead!
Plan ahead!
That's what the wise man said.
Success is hard to win, but you can win it
If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary
Preparations and don't leave
Everything to be crowded into...
Allan Sherman - Spanish Flea Lyrics
It's good to be a Spanish flea.
The Spanish dogs all scratch at me.
I make my home in a spaniel
Called Jose or Manuel
Or Juan,
And I wouldn't put you on.
My summer place is some great dane,
In Barcelona, northern Spa...
Allan Sherman - That Old Back Scratcher Lyrics
That old back scratcher has me in it's spell,
That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell.
Your plastic fingers up and down my spine,
The same old itchcraft when your touch meets mine.
You tame that tingle when I'm all a...
David Allan Coe - Child of God Lyrics
Mae - Painless Lyrics
[Verse 1]
The sun was barely coming up
My heart was all but slowing down
But I could barely make out the sound
It was my personal symphony
Striking the chords for only me
There was a coursing all through my veins
Another chanc...
Retro Video Club - Famous Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Allow me to make a confession
Of ways to get affection
Without over obsessing about who you know
So as I point out another suggestion
I'll be cruel and I'll confess
That I'm the type to get possessive ov...
Allan Sherman - Peyton Place, U.S.A. Lyrics
There is a place I long to go, and I confess,
It's Peyton Place.
They've got a brand-new meaning for "togetherness"
In Peyton Place.
You should go there if you are feeling lost and lonely;
As you drive into tow...
Allan Sherman - It's A Most Unusual Play Lyrics
It's a most unusual play;
Feel like throwing my tickets away,
'Cause the boy gets the boy
And the girl gets the girl
And it's way too far off Broadway.
It's a most unusual plot
Which I've either blocked ...
So Much Light - Some Revolve Around You Lyrics
[Verse 1]
So tired of
This empty cell
The space between the walls
I'm not scared
Of that falling axe
Depending on where it falls
Cut me down
It's all excess
A little trim won't hurt
Tip me over
...
Allan Rayman - Verona The Hellcat Lyrics
(feat. Jessie Reyez)
[Intro: Jessie Reyez]
I got faces I don't let see the sun
I try to hide the dark side
You say I changed
You give up, you're done
But this ain't new to me
I thought you could be the one who loved my ugly
...
Allan Sherman - Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Lyrics
Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh!
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy.
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner?
He got ptoma...
Allan Sherman - Strange Things In My Soup Lyrics
Soupy doopy doop,
Oh soupy doopy.
Soupy doopy doop,
Oh soupy doopy.
Strange things in my soup,
That's what I found there.
Little tiny things
That move around there.
Looking down I see,
They're looking up at me.
...
One Direction - Best Song Ever Lyrics
Maybe it's the way she walked (wow)
Straight into my heart and stole it.
Through the doors and past the guards (wow),
Just like she already owned it.
I said, "Can you give it back to me?"
She said, "Never in your ...
Allan Sherman - The Drinking Man's Diet Lyrics
Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet,
It came from a book I was loaned.
It's really terrific and quite scientific
And I'm half stoned.
For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
...
People Under The Stairs - Teeth Lyrics
I wanna let you know
I really have to go, to see my dentist
[Thes]
Oh god, what the fuck
Goddamn my teeth hurt, sittin' in the chair
Like whatever's wrong with them, just fix it I don't care
Hey yeah, I got ins...
One Direction - Best Song Ever Lyrics
(Harry)
Maybe it's the way she walked
Straight into my heart and stole it
Through the door and past the guards
Just like she already owned it
(Zayn)
I said, "Can you give it back to me?"
She said, "Never in your...
Marianas Trench - Eleonora Lyrics
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- The song is a part of the album "Phantoms".
- "Phantoms" is the fifth studio album recorded by Canadian rock band Marianas Tre...
Allan Rayman - Clubhouse Lyrics
[Verse 1]
How many people have I met before?
How many stories have I heard before?
How many times does the introduction hold me accountable?
That was Allan Rayman, no
This is Mr. Roadhouse nice to meet you
If you follow me I'll take yo...
Allan Kingdom - Cudi Buddi Lyrics