Allan Sherman - The Drinking Man's Diet Lyrics
Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet,
It came from a book I was loaned.
It's really terrific and quite scientific
And I'm half stoned.
For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
...
Tom Vek - Sherman Lyrics
You think of death
The inevitable option
The thinking type
You just wanna tick some boxes
Now that you're out of calm
Now that the rubber has erased it
Oh, we're attacking now
I'm on the team, the immovable object
An...
Issue No. 152 - Sherman (Animals In The Jungle) Lyrics
Animals In The Jungle
(Verse)
You think of death
The inevitable option
Not the thinking type
You just wanna tick some boxes
Now that you're out of calm
Now that the rubber has erased it
Oh, we're attacking now
I'm...
Allan Sherman - Togetherness Lyrics
(Ring!)
Huh?
Ooh...
Mmmm...
Brrrr...cold!
Aahhh...hot!
Aaahh...nice.
Yum dum, yum dum dum de da...
(Ring!)
Hello, I'm in the shower,
Call me in an hour....
Allan Rayman - Dear Allan Lyrics
[Verse]
Dear Allan
I hear you made the trip
Was it a gash or a cut
Or maybe just a prick
For all the money in the world
For all the girls and all the fame
It's enough to make you sick
Dear Allan
I hear you lose yourself on a whim
I hea...
Allan Sherman - An Average Song Lyrics
Oh, here's a song,
An average song.
It's not too short,
It's not too long.
It's not too high,
It's not too low,
It's not too fast,
It's not too slow.
It's not too old,
It's not ...
Divine Council - P. Sherman (PS42WW$) Lyrics
BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH ON MY BIG DICK
HIT A VICK SWITCH, LIT A SPLIFF, DID A KICKFLIP
FUCK MY OLD PLUG, HEARD THE NIGGA HAD FIBBED CRIP
FUCK MY OLD LOVES, THESE BITCHES GET HIT LIKE QUICK
LICKS
TICK, TICK, TIC...
Thouxanbanfauni - Diet Plans Lyrics
Fame Musical - The Teacher's Argument Lyrics
(Miss Bell)
Artists are special celestial fools
first with the talent for breaking the rules
unfit for confinement in cubicle schools
artists are special
(Miss Sherman)
Artists are people not primitive fools
they learn what to do before br...
88 Camino - You're Not My Mans Lyrics
[Intro]
(Mi naah pree di next man)
Stacking money to the ceiling
(A bere fuckery dem' a talk)
Break the ceiling stacking money
(You dun' kno')
Stackin' money to the fucking ceiling
(Yeah)
We gon' bre...
Tinie Tempah - Lover Not A Fighter Lyrics
You're no good for me
Baby, you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But baby, I want you
I want
Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City
Never was there ever a girl so pretty
Do you think we'll be in love forever?
Do ...
Allan Sherman - Secret Code Lyrics
Once I had a secret code,
Where A was B, and B was G.
G was K, and K was J;
And J was M, and M was P.
V was X, and X was V,
And U was I, and I was U.
87 stood for Z,
And 2 for T, and T for 2.
O was 12, and Q was 17;
I stil...
Allan Sherman - Westchester Hadassah Lyrics
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Westchester Hadassah,
I gave all my dough.
I'll give you one more thing:
A definite "no!"
Remember that luncheon
In honor of me?
You mad...
Allan Sherman - Signs Lyrics
Keep off the grass.
Children at play.
No deposit, no return.
No casting today.
Wait for the dialtone.
Do not fold, do not bend.
Do not open till Christmas.
Open other end.
No checks cashed,
Make deliveries in the rear.
S...
Allan Sherman - Down The Drain Lyrics
Down, down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down...)
The sweetest things in life
Don't stay around for very long.
They come and go and don't come back again.
While they're here, you feel so smug.
That's when ...
Allan Sherman - Plan Ahead Lyrics
Plan ahead!
Plan ahead!
That's what the wise man said.
Success is hard to win, but you can win it
If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary
Preparations and don't leave
Everything to be crowded into...
Sugarfree - The Allan Song Lyrics
Itong si Allan, mahirap kausap
Pangiti-ngiti, nananaginip ng gising
Uma-umaga, hawak n'ya ay gitara
Pasipol-sipol, ang utak n'ya ay nasa ulap
Ang utak n'ya ay nasa ulap
Habang sya'y pakanta-kanta
Tiritootooto...
Brainstorm - Mans Draugs Lyrics
Mans draugs.
Mans zemûdens lauks.
Mans rododendra augs,
Un viszinoðs padomnieks,
Kas sauks, kad jâiet vai nç.
Uz turieni vai te.
Vai, kad un kâ griezties piruetç.
Nekad neapturçs, nekad nep&...
Allan Sherman - Spanish Flea Lyrics
It's good to be a Spanish flea.
The Spanish dogs all scratch at me.
I make my home in a spaniel
Called Jose or Manuel
Or Juan,
And I wouldn't put you on.
My summer place is some great dane,
In Barcelona, northern Spa...
Allan Sherman - That Old Back Scratcher Lyrics
That old back scratcher has me in it's spell,
That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell.
Your plastic fingers up and down my spine,
The same old itchcraft when your touch meets mine.
You tame that tingle when I'm all a...
David Allan Coe - Child of God Lyrics
Goldfinger - Tijuana Sunrise Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Blacked out again down in Mexico,
Jose Cuervo got me again.
Wasted again with El Diablo,
Alcohol my only friend.
[Pre-Chorus]
Smash the bottles on the reef,
Wash the dirt off of my feet,
That was the summer of my life.
[Chorus]
...
Fozzy - Drinkin With Jesus Lyrics
Drown in the holy water
At the bottom of the trenches
And stare into empty bottles
As they wipe away my senses
Taking me lower
I'm isolated from the martyrs and saints
Getting me closer
You're the only that's left that can h...
Allan Sherman - Peyton Place, U.S.A. Lyrics
There is a place I long to go, and I confess,
It's Peyton Place.
They've got a brand-new meaning for "togetherness"
In Peyton Place.
You should go there if you are feeling lost and lonely;
As you drive into tow...
Allan Sherman - The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song Lyrics
This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.
(bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
There is a large dark aardvark in the park,
They say he's missing from the zoo.
(that's me, folks!)
And the police...
Allan Rayman - Heat Lyrics
(feat. Jessy Aarons)
[Intro: Jessy Aarons]
Ooh, what can this feeling be?
Is heat creeping into me?
Now you won't let me forget
Got me covered in sweat
[Verse 1: Allan Rayman]
Confrontation
She batting her eyelids, I'm hesitatin...
Doug Paisley - Drinking With A Friend Lyrics
Out of the corner of my eye
The prettiest girl just said goodbye
Such a sad day but where was I?
Drinking with a friend
Train in the station
And we'll hop on the back
Nothing to lose
We've got nothing to lack
When ...
Little Big Town - Over Drinking Lyrics
Allan Sherman - It's A Most Unusual Play Lyrics
It's a most unusual play;
Feel like throwing my tickets away,
'Cause the boy gets the boy
And the girl gets the girl
And it's way too far off Broadway.
It's a most unusual plot
Which I've either blocked ...
The Wildhearts - A Song About Drinking Lyrics
Allan Sherman - Call Me Lyrics
Call me Efrem Zimbalist,
Get me Bobby Kennedy,
Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too.
Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now;
Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now.
Then get Hank Mancini
And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;
...
Allan Sherman - Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Lyrics
Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh!
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy.
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner?
He got ptoma...
Allan Rayman - Verona The Hellcat Lyrics
(feat. Jessie Reyez)
[Intro: Jessie Reyez]
I got faces I don't let see the sun
I try to hide the dark side
You say I changed
You give up, you're done
But this ain't new to me
I thought you could be the one who loved my ugly
...
Allan Sherman - Strange Things In My Soup Lyrics
Soupy doopy doop,
Oh soupy doopy.
Soupy doopy doop,
Oh soupy doopy.
Strange things in my soup,
That's what I found there.
Little tiny things
That move around there.
Looking down I see,
They're looking up at me.
...
Comethazine - Bands Lyrics
[Chorus]
Bands-bands-bands, that's a check talkin'
Take off your pants-pants-pants
Bitch, ain't no time for talkin'
Watch me do my dance-dance-dance-dance
Bands in my pocket
Come and get your mans-mans-mans
...
Dierks Bentley - Pretty Girls Lyrics
Ain't much here inthis town
When the work it's done and the sun goes down
There's a place where we all go work two for one
Just to watch the sghow
Me and boys just hanging around
Hand in the pockets get lost in the...
Comethazine - BANDS Remix Lyrics
[Chorus: Comethazine]
Bands-bands-bands, that's a check talkin'
Take off your pants-pants-pants
Bitch ain't no time for talkin'
Watch me do my dance-dance-dance-dance
Bands in my pocket
Come and get your mans...
Allan Sherman - The Painless Dentist Song Lyrics
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist;
By that what's meant is,
It really doesn't hurt.
This is Miss Klinger; you've met her finger.
So open wide, and Miss Klinger wil...
Privaledge - Bought It Lyrics
Bought it,my nigga bought it
Pulled up to the club and you know my nigga got it
We got to eat fucking salad
The niggaz out here are on diet
Bought it,my nigga bought it
Pulled up to the club and you know my nigga got it
We got to ea...
Comethazine - Mans Lyrics
[Intro]
Aye, bitch
Yeah, yeah
Aye, come and get your mans
Hoe
Bitch, come and get your mans
Aye, aye, aye
Mans-mans-mans-mans
[Chorus]
Aye, come and get your mans
I got this AK I might just pop him like a xan
My bus...