Allan Sherman - That Old Back Scratcher Lyrics
That old back scratcher has me in it's spell,
That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell.
Your plastic fingers up and down my spine,
The same old itchcraft when your touch meets mine.
You tame that tingle when I'm all a...
Tom Vek - Sherman Lyrics
You think of death
The inevitable option
The thinking type
You just wanna tick some boxes
Now that you're out of calm
Now that the rubber has erased it
Oh, we're attacking now
I'm on the team, the immovable object
An...
Issue No. 152 - Sherman (Animals In The Jungle) Lyrics
Animals In The Jungle
(Verse)
You think of death
The inevitable option
Not the thinking type
You just wanna tick some boxes
Now that you're out of calm
Now that the rubber has erased it
Oh, we're attacking now
I'm...
Allan Sherman - Togetherness Lyrics
(Ring!)
Huh?
Ooh...
Mmmm...
Brrrr...cold!
Aahhh...hot!
Aaahh...nice.
Yum dum, yum dum dum de da...
(Ring!)
Hello, I'm in the shower,
Call me in an hour....
Allan Rayman - Dear Allan Lyrics
[Verse]
Dear Allan
I hear you made the trip
Was it a gash or a cut
Or maybe just a prick
For all the money in the world
For all the girls and all the fame
It's enough to make you sick
Dear Allan
I hear you lose yourself on a whim
I hea...
Allan Sherman - An Average Song Lyrics
Oh, here's a song,
An average song.
It's not too short,
It's not too long.
It's not too high,
It's not too low,
It's not too fast,
It's not too slow.
It's not too old,
It's not ...
Divine Council - P. Sherman (PS42WW$) Lyrics
BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH, BIG BITCH ON MY BIG DICK
HIT A VICK SWITCH, LIT A SPLIFF, DID A KICKFLIP
FUCK MY OLD PLUG, HEARD THE NIGGA HAD FIBBED CRIP
FUCK MY OLD LOVES, THESE BITCHES GET HIT LIKE QUICK
LICKS
TICK, TICK, TIC...
Well$ - Revenge of the African Booty Scratcher Lyrics
Allan Sherman - Down The Drain Lyrics
Down, down, down, down, down...
Down, down, down...)
The sweetest things in life
Don't stay around for very long.
They come and go and don't come back again.
While they're here, you feel so smug.
That's when ...
Fame Musical - The Teacher's Argument Lyrics
(Miss Bell)
Artists are special celestial fools
first with the talent for breaking the rules
unfit for confinement in cubicle schools
artists are special
(Miss Sherman)
Artists are people not primitive fools
they learn what to do before br...
Allan Sherman - Secret Code Lyrics
Once I had a secret code,
Where A was B, and B was G.
G was K, and K was J;
And J was M, and M was P.
V was X, and X was V,
And U was I, and I was U.
87 stood for Z,
And 2 for T, and T for 2.
O was 12, and Q was 17;
I stil...
Allan Sherman - Westchester Hadassah Lyrics
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough,
No more-a my dough-de-o-dough.
Westchester Hadassah,
I gave all my dough.
I'll give you one more thing:
A definite "no!"
Remember that luncheon
In honor of me?
You mad...
Allan Sherman - Signs Lyrics
Keep off the grass.
Children at play.
No deposit, no return.
No casting today.
Wait for the dialtone.
Do not fold, do not bend.
Do not open till Christmas.
Open other end.
No checks cashed,
Make deliveries in the rear.
S...
Allan Sherman - Plan Ahead Lyrics
Plan ahead!
Plan ahead!
That's what the wise man said.
Success is hard to win, but you can win it
If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary
Preparations and don't leave
Everything to be crowded into...
Sugarfree - The Allan Song Lyrics
Itong si Allan, mahirap kausap
Pangiti-ngiti, nananaginip ng gising
Uma-umaga, hawak n'ya ay gitara
Pasipol-sipol, ang utak n'ya ay nasa ulap
Ang utak n'ya ay nasa ulap
Habang sya'y pakanta-kanta
Tiritootooto...
Allan Sherman - The Painless Dentist Song Lyrics
Beautiful molars...
Lovely bicuspids...
I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist;
By that what's meant is,
It really doesn't hurt.
This is Miss Klinger; you've met her finger.
So open wide, and Miss Klinger wil...
Allan Sherman - Spanish Flea Lyrics
It's good to be a Spanish flea.
The Spanish dogs all scratch at me.
I make my home in a spaniel
Called Jose or Manuel
Or Juan,
And I wouldn't put you on.
My summer place is some great dane,
In Barcelona, northern Spa...
David Allan Coe - Child of God Lyrics
Allan Rayman - Clubhouse Lyrics
[Verse 1]
How many people have I met before?
How many stories have I heard before?
How many times does the introduction hold me accountable?
That was Allan Rayman, no
This is Mr. Roadhouse nice to meet you
If you follow me I'll take yo...
Allan Sherman - Peyton Place, U.S.A. Lyrics
There is a place I long to go, and I confess,
It's Peyton Place.
They've got a brand-new meaning for "togetherness"
In Peyton Place.
You should go there if you are feeling lost and lonely;
As you drive into tow...
Allan Sherman - The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song Lyrics
This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song.
(bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)
There is a large dark aardvark in the park,
They say he's missing from the zoo.
(that's me, folks!)
And the police...
Allan Sherman - It's A Most Unusual Play Lyrics
It's a most unusual play;
Feel like throwing my tickets away,
'Cause the boy gets the boy
And the girl gets the girl
And it's way too far off Broadway.
It's a most unusual plot
Which I've either blocked ...
Allan Sherman - Call Me Lyrics
Call me Efrem Zimbalist,
Get me Bobby Kennedy,
Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too.
Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now;
Tell her Mastroianni sends love from Rome now.
Then get Hank Mancini
And tell him Fred Fellini is waiting;
...
Allan Sherman - Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Lyrics
Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh!
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy.
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner?
He got ptoma...
Allan Rayman - Verona The Hellcat Lyrics
(feat. Jessie Reyez)
[Intro: Jessie Reyez]
I got faces I don't let see the sun
I try to hide the dark side
You say I changed
You give up, you're done
But this ain't new to me
I thought you could be the one who loved my ugly
...
Allan Sherman - Strange Things In My Soup Lyrics
Soupy doopy doop,
Oh soupy doopy.
Soupy doopy doop,
Oh soupy doopy.
Strange things in my soup,
That's what I found there.
Little tiny things
That move around there.
Looking down I see,
They're looking up at me.
...
The Decemberists - We All Die Young Lyrics
[Verse 1]
It was late one night, I was counting out my stitches
Laying by the side of the road
I was a long time gone, slipping off my britches
Feeling like it's time to go home
Yeah, feeling like it's time to go home
...
Allan Sherman - The Drinking Man's Diet Lyrics
Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet,
It came from a book I was loaned.
It's really terrific and quite scientific
And I'm half stoned.
For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka,
But cornflakes have carbohydrate;
...
Allan Sherman - Turn Back The Clock Lyrics
Turn back the clock
And recall what you did
Back on the block where
You lived as a kid.
And if you think every kid nowadays
Is a nut or a kook or a fool,
Just turn back the clock
And recall what you said
When you were a kid ...
Allan Rayman - Repeat Lyrics
(feat. Jessie Reyez)
[Verse 1: Jessie Reyez]
Libraries of all of these memories I never touch
I only look back to see where I don't want to go
I can barely sleep, but I see it all in my dreams
Goes as far as I can see
But believe me, ...
Allan Kingdom - Cudi Buddi Lyrics
Death Grips - Stockton Lyrics
[Hook]
I'm bouncin whoop whoop
Loud and lit Allan Poe poe shit
I'm bout ta loose that blue
I can't feel hype I man kill hype
Slapped to still life
Actors posin plastic like token
Can't fit my low end splits your...
Allan Rayman - Heat Lyrics
(feat. Jessy Aarons)
[Intro: Jessy Aarons]
Ooh, what can this feeling be?
Is heat creeping into me?
Now you won't let me forget
Got me covered in sweat
[Verse 1: Allan Rayman]
Confrontation
She batting her eyelids, I'm hesitatin...
Allan Sherman - If I Were A Tishman Lyrics
Oh, New York is changing.
Wherever you look,
Big tall buildings by Tishman
Tishman, ahh...
If I were a Tishman,
Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di
(Yum di didle)
All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
If I wer...
Allan Sherman - My Aunt Minnie Lyrics
My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt,
A mini-skirt,
A mini-skirt.
She's too skinny for a mini-skirt.
Such a skinny creature
Shouldn't feature such a feature
But my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt
And all the fellas...
Arctic Monkeys - You're So Dark Lyrics
You got your H.P. Lovecraft
Your Edgar Allan Poe
You got your unkind of ravens
And your murder of crows
Catty eyelashes and your Dracula cape
Been flashing triple
A passes at the cemetery gates
'Cause you're so dark, babe...
Arctic Monkeys - You're So Dark Lyrics
You got your H.P. Lovecraft
Your Edgar Allan Poe
You got your unkind of ravens
And your murder of crows
Catty eyelashes and your Dracula cape
Been flashing triple
A passes at the cemetery gates
'Cause you're so dar...
Allan Rayman - Intro (H.O.H.W) Lyrics
And I also know how important it is in life, not necessarily to be strong, but to feel strong
To measure yourself at least once
To find yourself, at least once, in the most ancient of human conditions...
Jay Prince - Juice Lyrics
[Verse 1: Jay Prince]
I always stay ahead of the game, I came ready
I gave you niggas time to vibe and talk pretty
My squad came correct, tell me you with it
Never been intimidated by the pressure
You left a nigga hanging when I w...
Allan Kingdom - Lines Lyrics
Allan Kingdom, Ramriddlz (oh, yeah yeah)
Allan Kingdom, Ramriddlz (oh, yeah yeah)
To my kingdom (Mister Ramride)
When the night too young, don't get too sprung
Baby come inside
Baby just push that back, sit down, relax
Enjoy the ride
...