Butthole Surfers Ulcer Breakout Lyrics

Ever fall in love with a line
Ever fall in love with a lie
Ever felt your gun for the trigger
Ever gone so fast you could die
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches and a certified quarter mile run
Ever had the feeling of pleasure
Ever felt your ass get sucked
So far into the trunk that
You needed help up from above
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches and a certified quarter mile run
Ever fall in love with a Chevy
Ever fall in love with a Ford
Ever felt the torque of a hemi
Ever seen the face of the lord
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches and a certified quarter mile run
Ever fall in love with a line
Ever fall in love with a line
Ever felt your gun for the trigger
Ever gone so fast you could die
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches never certified by law