Allusondrugs Ted Whats The Porn Like In Heaven Lyrics

We spoke to God
Jesus loves you
But we need a story to sell
Just blame it all on your porn Ted
Upstairs hiding in a Christian home

On a platform you parade in filth

I think we've all got you wrong Ted
Deep down you're just a passionate guy
You can't let it get you down Ted
Come on don't make Jesus cry

[Chorus] x2
Hey
My friend Ted
Watching porn up in heaven
Hey
My friend Ted
Watching porn

[Chorus] x2