Beans On Toast Health And Safety Lyrics

I was driving down the M-4 at 70 miles an hour
And the person driving next to me was going even faster
But he didn't use his indicator when he was changing lanes
He crashed into my little car and we burst into flames

'cause the drinking's fucked my liver
And the sex has give me AIDS
I'll probably die of cancer by the end of the day
Well there's bombs in hands of idiots that will blow us all to bits
A terrorist will rape you while pollution killed your kids

So we crashed into the barrier and the whole thing spun around
And then another car came from behind and knocked us off the ground
I didn't have my seatbelt on. there wasn't an airbag
My face went through the windscreen; it was really sad

'cause the drinking's fucked my liver
And the sex has give me AIDS
I'll probably die of cancer by the end of the day
Well there's bombs in hands of idiots that will blow us all to bits
A terrorist will rape you while pollution killed your kids