Bondage Fairies Tsunami Surfers Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I had a pleasant dream about beheaded hookers, dancing in the streets
Once I had a job, but I lost it like a virgin doing lap dance
Aha, so you've heard it too, tsunami surfers ain't coming back
My girl is in the heat, so now I got to have her in a cage

[Hook]
We hate goth and we hate smoking bans
All the nasty habits lost and found
Love tornado sure can take you down
I've been feeding lesbos from my hand

[Verse 2]
I don't really care, but I think your girlfriend gave me disease
I still recall the day, when my Finkus turned me homosexual
I'm glad that we agree, that we both love the way of Bukowski
Once I was a man, but today I'm more like Michael Jackson

[Hook]
We hate goth and we hate smoking bans
All the nasty habits lost and found
Love tornado sure can take you down
I've been feeding lesbos from my hand