Revolting Cocks Cousins Lyrics

[Verse]
I would not contact you
Until I'd written a modern classic
"It's fantastic" - you'd hear from your friends
I would not contact you
Though I'll be honest, your text delayed it
Like you'd believe I was coming for you

[Chorus]
Vodka coke
I pretended that I could smoke
Built up the courage to drink alone
Confused and at it again

Vodka copes
I always offer to walk you home
It's a horrible cliche but just once I actually did

[Verse]
Alright ok, I'd never say this to you
It's not the same, and you never keep it up
You're gone
Alright ok, another miserable view
I reject blame, it's me who keeps this up
When you're gone

[Chorus]
Vodka coke
I pretended that I could smoke
Built up the courage to drink alone
Confused and at it again

Vodka copes
I always offer to walk you home
It's a horrible cliche but just once I actually did

[Outro]
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