Toby Turner Falcor The Urinator Lyrics

FALCORRRR!

FALCOORR!!

Falcor was a dog...

I mean... he was... a dragon-dog.

Ok, maybe he was... just my dog.

But he was still FALCOOR!!

...FALCOR!!!

Urinating on the carpet,
Nappinating on the pee-pad,
Chewinating the sofa,
and mom says, "DON'T DO THAAATTT!!"
...
BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAAAYYY!!!

And the Falcor takes a SIESTAAA!