Michael Christmas Girlfriend Lyrics

Hey what's up, hey what's up witchu?
Girl
Can I fuck, can I fuck witchu?
Hey what's up, hey what's up witchu?
Girl
Can I fuck, can I fuck witchu?
I want her to
Be my girlfriend
I want her to
Be my girlfriend

Bang bang bang bang bang cops say
Money, power, respect, and grilled cheese like the law say
'Scuse me miss, you look fine as hell
That's what I say
"Nigga please" or "boy, bye" that's what y'all say
I ain't like them niggas you be with
What they all say
I can't even sip no lemonade
Thanks Beyonce
I want three thousand like Andre
And my bitch couldn't be a snack
She an entree
Look

Hey what's up, hey what's up witchu?
Girl
Can I fuck, can I fuck witchu?
Hey what's up, hey what's up witchu?
Girl
Can I fuck, can I fuck witchu?
I want her to
Be my girlfriend
I want her to
Be my girlfriend

Now when I pull up I don't talk much
'Cause I be too nervous, say awkward stuff
She whispered some shit and I lost a nut
I fell on the floor, could not get up
Don't know what I wanna do today
Just looking at pictures of you today
Beating my dick like the Kumite
I feel like Beck I'm a loser babe
Ooh, I might have to take me a nap
Hoping you texted me back
But I know you didn't
Who the fuck am I kidding
Man I gotta stop bitching
She don't want me I get it
Then one night I heard bing
Check my phone and she slid it

Hey what's up, hey what's up witchu?
Girl
Can I fuck, can I fuck witchu?
Hey what's up, hey what's up witchu?
Girl
Can I fuck, can I fuck witchu?
I want her to
Be my girlfriend
I want her to
Be my girlfriend

Hey what's up, hey what's up witchu?
Girl
Can I fuck, can I fuck witchu?
Hey what's up, hey what's up witchu?
Girl
Can I fuck, can I fuck witchu
I want her to
Be my girlfriend
I want her to
Be my girlfriend