Columbus Piece Of Shit Lyrics

I'm a piece of shit, she doesn't know it yet
A waste of space, a fucking delinquent
I got no job, my best friend is my dog
And I'm a piece of shit, she just doesn't know it yet
She just doesn't know it yet

I've been talking to this girl, I kept seeing her around
Might be my low self-esteem, but I think I'll let her down

Cause she's got deep blue eyes, and I don't cut my hair
She's got a gorgeous smile, lacy underwear
I've been falling for this girl, but it won't last long
Once she finds out I'm a

I'm going out with this girl, I know I'm wasting her time
I can't sit still in my seat, she's really one of a kind
Cause she does a degree, in ancient history, and I dropped out of school when I was 23
I'm going out with this girl but she's so smart and attractive
And she's gonna dump my ass cause I'm a

She's going to figure it out, that I come first then everybody else
I'm so scared I'll let her down like I let down myself

Cause I'm a piece of shit, she doesn't know it yet
A waste of space, a fucking hypocrite
I got no job, and I live with my Mum
And I'm a piece of shit shit shit shit shit