Steel Panther In The Future Lyrics
In The Future by Steel Panther
It is the future... year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace
The Pelozees of The Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding
After removal from the Universe their last remaining enemy, men
Created the PIL - Penile Impregnation Lingumbot
Rezark SP - a prototype PIL, accidentally launched into chrono-space
During the hyperfiber wars, has programmed a self-replicating evo-loop
And drifts for a kilo-year, alone and sentient in a tele-operative trajectory
Above Planet Three-S: formerly known as Earth
Lowering his astrogate to Planet Three-S, Rezark SP, the last
Surviving Chrononaut, has a bad case of bluballsium
And one thing on his hydro-mind:
Pussy!
The Pelozees of The Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding
After removal from the Universe their last remaining enemy, men
Created the PIL - Penile Impregnation Lingumbot
Rezark SP - a prototype PIL, accidentally launched into chrono-space
During the hyperfiber wars, has programmed a self-replicating evo-loop
And drifts for a kilo-year, alone and sentient in a tele-operative trajectory
Above Planet Three-S: formerly known as Earth
Lowering his astrogate to Planet Three-S, Rezark SP, the last
Surviving Chrononaut, has a bad case of bluballsium
And one thing on his hydro-mind:
Pussy!