Bike Thiefs Was I At Least Funny Lyrics

I want to carry you, not the stress you insist on
I want to carry, not the hell I envision
Oh no, was that a little bold?
Let's build a unit with cast-iron bells on
Full stop

Why now
Why not
I'm telling you Al, it's not really a problem

Your fun uncle is someone else's disappointment
He carries guilt like a chatty, dirt-napping informant
Oh no, was that too bold?
Let's build a unit with gold bleeding hearts on
Full stop

Why now
Why not
I'm telling you Al, it's not really a problem

I want to carry you, not the stress you insist on
I want to carry, not the hell I envision
Let's build a unit with cast-iron bells on
Let's buy a kid or a couch or a house
Or something you just can't abandon

On and on and over again
It goes on and on

You take people for granted