Issue No 113 If Santa Ain T Real Lyrics

Found years ago Santa ain't real
I know exactly how the moment made me feel
An early morning and some old fart
Until this day it's the worst thing I've heard

Mom got up early to cook
When the breakfast was ready I saw daddy'
On his way out with the list of things to buy
I got suspicious, said, 'Can I go with?'

If Santa ain't real
Why does he make me feel
Why can't he be somebody's winter chill?

Dad acted weird, looked over at mom
At the same time he said, 'We don't have the time'
Hey there, you dropped your list'and all the things I wished

Dad must be Santa, I see it now
Why else by the paper'
I feel kinda stupid but still, I'm relieved
Could've been worse, still got my Easter beliefs

If Santa ain't real
Why does he make me feel
Why can't he be somebody's winter chill?

If Santa ain't real
Why does he make me feel
Why can't he be somebody's winter chill?