Henry Metal Plastic Surgery Lyrics

Now... We will explore... The possibilities... For your face

I wanna be young forever but I do not like my nose
I also do not like my chin, so what do you propose?
I'll have them chop it off and fix me up a new one
And if I am unhappy you know that I'll be suin'

I'm tired of lookin' like such a piece of poo
So get me in the computer and do what you gotta do

Plastic surgery is the guarantee

You wanna be in the greatest shape but consume too many crepes?
Science has found a way to remove excess parfait
They can just chop it off or they can suck it out
Too much beef stroganoff? There is no need to pout
You tired of lookin' like such a piece of poo?
Let 'em get the permanent marker and show you what they gonna do

Plastic surgery is the guarantee
That I will always be a thing of sweet beauty

Get the permanent marker and draw that shit on right
Make your incision and pull back that flap tonight
Remove the tissue, be sure to make that shit tight
When I walked in my face was fucked
But now we'll make it right!

I'm tired of lookin' like a piece of fuckin' shit
So put me in the computer and let's get on with it!

Plastic surgery is the guarantee
Of immortality and of beauty