Bob Gaulke You Invented Sex Lyrics

You invented sex
(Gaulke/Corner)

You were so bored
Couldn't feel any more

Everything
Fell into parts

You felt cold
The work was hard

So you made
Something up

You invented sex
What a good idea

Though I'd thought of it first
You really gave it wheels

Think of the people
Hurting in this life

Who could be
Healed with this thing

Taking off their clothes
Getting so close

If they knew
What would disappear

You invented sex
What a scary thing

Maybe it will never work
Maybe it's too weird

Touching each other
Dissolving all fear

How could anyone
Return to their work?