Weird Al Yankovic Achy Breaky Song Lyrics

You can torture me
With Collin Raye on me
You can play some Technotronic too

Or you can play more songs
Like Brooks & Dunn for no one
Or any Alan Jackson song you know

Or play some Travis Tritt
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play some Lonestar any day

But Mr. DJ, please
I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of Right Said Fred

Don't play that song
That "I'm Too Sexy" song
The most dumb and boring song I know
And if you play that song
That "I'm Too Sexy" song
I might turn off my radio, ooh

You can take a break
By playing Ricochet
Or crank your Faith Hill records until dawn

Oh, I can even hear
Sawyer Brown or Chad Brock
Don't mind an Inner Circle marathon

Or play some Tim McGraw
On cassette or CD
Don't scrape your fingernails across the board

Just play a different tune
I rather hear Yanni play the flute
Just please don't play that ugly song no more

Don't play that song
That "I'm Too Sexy" song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooh

Don't play that song
That "I'm Too Sexy" song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song
That really boring song
I'd rather have a hammer in my hand

Don't play that song
That "I'm Too Sexy" song
The most dumb and boring song I know
And if you play that song
That "I'm Too Sexy" song
I might turn off my radio, ooo-woo