Potter Puppet Pals Like Snape Lyrics

You despise everyone
And everyone despises you.
None of this surprises you
When you are Snape.

The endless halls of the school
Of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Fill you up with... misery
When you are Snape.
Oh, no.

But it's okay
To feel like Snape,
To feel so sad and grumpity.
Just relax,
There's no escape.
At least you're in good company...
That's me.