Eminem A Hole Lyrics
A**hole by Eminem
feat. Skylar Grey
Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling
But don't think I ever stopped to think I was speaking to children
Everything was happening so fast, it was like I blinked, sold three million
Then it all went blank, all I remember
Is feeling ridiculous 'cause I was getting sick of this feeling
Like I am always under attack, man
I could have stacked my shit list to the ceiling
Women dish him but really thinking
If anyone ever talks to my little girls like this I would kill him
Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite
When I'm ripping shit, but since when did this many
People ever give a shit what I had to say, it's just my opinion
If it contradicts how I'm living
Put a dick in your rear end, that's why
Every time you mention a lyric, I thank you for it
For drawing more attention toward it
'Cause it gave me an enormous platform of platitude
Thought I was that important
But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
And battle for it, mad awards, act taht annoyed
Atta boy, they told me to slow down, and I just zoned out
Good luck trying to convince a blonde
That's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold out
'Cause I was tryna leave, no doubt
In anyone's mind one day I'd go down
In history think they know now
Because everybody knows
Everybody knows that you're just an asshole
Everywhere that you go, people wanna go, "Oh, everyone knows"
Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide, you are just an asshole, everyone knows
Everyone knows
Thanks for the support, asshole, thanks for the support, asshole
Quit acting salty
I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth
When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out
Thought I was history
But goddamn, honkey, that compliment's like backhanding a donkey
Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth, lay 'em off it
But what the fuck is all this thrash talking about
The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me
You knock me down, I went down from the counter
I fell but the fans caught me, and now
You're gonna have to beat the fucking pants off me
To take my belt, word to Pacquiao
Momma said there ain't nothing else to talk about
Gotta go in that ring and knock them out
Or you better not come out
It's poetry emotion like Freddie Roach when he's quoting Shakespeare
So what if the insults are revolting
Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
You think it's a joke till you're bullet riddled
But you should give little shit what I think
This whole world is a mess
Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest and a Glock
Just to go out watch Batman
Who needs to test the testicles, not that man
Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage
Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model
Before they put bath salts and all those water bottles in Colorado
So get lost, Waldo
My soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping
A black hole that I'm swallowing this track whole
With a pack torn of paper
But I'm not taking no crap, hoe, here I go down the back pole
And I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go
Trying to dip through the back door retreating 'cause everybody knows
Everybody knows that you're just an asshole
Everywhere that you go, people wanna go, "Oh, everyone knows"
Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide, you are just an asshole, everyone knows
Everyone knows
Holy mackerel, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet Earth
I smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bull
Thinking we have some magnetic pull
Screaming 'ICP in this bitch, how the fuck do the magnets work?'
'Cause you're attractive but we ain't attractable
Hate to be dramatical but I'm not romantical
I'm making up words you can understandable, it's tragical
Thinking some magical shit's gonna happen? That ain't practical
You cracking a joke, it's laughable 'cause me and love's like a bad combination
I keep them feelings locked in a vault so it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
Bitch, you just need a helmet 'cause if you think you're special, you're retarded
Thinking you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina
You're a train wreck, I got a one track mind
Shorty, you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er
'Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
Been tryina hunt me down like a dog 'cause you're on my ass
But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent
With my nose in this binder so don't bother trying
Only women that I love are my daughters
And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father and I push it farther
So Father forgive me if I forget to draw the line
It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent, I'll never grow up
So to hell with your parents and motherfucking father time
It ain't never gonna stop
A pessimist who transforms you in an optimist in his prime
So even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive
Throw all my half empty glass in a cup, now my cup is runneth over
And I'm about to set it on you like a motherfucking coaster
I'm going back to what got me here, yeah, cocky
And can't not be rude off, so fear not my dear and dry up your teardrops, I'm here
White America's mirror so I feel awkward and weird
You stare at me and see yourself because you're one, too
You shouldn't be as shocked because everybody knows
Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling
But don't think I ever stopped to think I was speaking to children
Everything was happening so fast, it was like I blinked, sold three million
Then it all went blank, all I remember
Is feeling ridiculous 'cause I was getting sick of this feeling
Like I am always under attack, man
I could have stacked my shit list to the ceiling
Women dish him but really thinking
If anyone ever talks to my little girls like this I would kill him
Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite
When I'm ripping shit, but since when did this many
People ever give a shit what I had to say, it's just my opinion
If it contradicts how I'm living
Put a dick in your rear end, that's why
Every time you mention a lyric, I thank you for it
For drawing more attention toward it
'Cause it gave me an enormous platform of platitude
Thought I was that important
But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect
And battle for it, mad awards, act taht annoyed
Atta boy, they told me to slow down, and I just zoned out
Good luck trying to convince a blonde
That's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold out
'Cause I was tryna leave, no doubt
In anyone's mind one day I'd go down
In history think they know now
Because everybody knows
Everybody knows that you're just an asshole
Everywhere that you go, people wanna go, "Oh, everyone knows"
Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide, you are just an asshole, everyone knows
Everyone knows
Thanks for the support, asshole, thanks for the support, asshole
Quit acting salty
I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth
When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out
Thought I was history
But goddamn, honkey, that compliment's like backhanding a donkey
Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth, lay 'em off it
But what the fuck is all this thrash talking about
The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me
You knock me down, I went down from the counter
I fell but the fans caught me, and now
You're gonna have to beat the fucking pants off me
To take my belt, word to Pacquiao
Momma said there ain't nothing else to talk about
Gotta go in that ring and knock them out
Or you better not come out
It's poetry emotion like Freddie Roach when he's quoting Shakespeare
So what if the insults are revolting
Even Helen Keller knows life stinks
You think it's a joke till you're bullet riddled
But you should give little shit what I think
This whole world is a mess
Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest and a Glock
Just to go out watch Batman
Who needs to test the testicles, not that man
Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage
Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model
Before they put bath salts and all those water bottles in Colorado
So get lost, Waldo
My soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping
A black hole that I'm swallowing this track whole
With a pack torn of paper
But I'm not taking no crap, hoe, here I go down the back pole
And I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go
Trying to dip through the back door retreating 'cause everybody knows
Everybody knows that you're just an asshole
Everywhere that you go, people wanna go, "Oh, everyone knows"
Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice
There's no place you can hide, you are just an asshole, everyone knows
Everyone knows
Holy mackerel, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet Earth
I smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bull
Thinking we have some magnetic pull
Screaming 'ICP in this bitch, how the fuck do the magnets work?'
'Cause you're attractive but we ain't attractable
Hate to be dramatical but I'm not romantical
I'm making up words you can understandable, it's tragical
Thinking some magical shit's gonna happen? That ain't practical
You cracking a joke, it's laughable 'cause me and love's like a bad combination
I keep them feelings locked in a vault so it's safe to say I'm uncrackable
My heart is truly guarded, full body armor
Bitch, you just need a helmet 'cause if you think you're special, you're retarded
Thinking you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina
You're a train wreck, I got a one track mind
Shorty, you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er
'Cause you been a gold digger since you was a minor
Been tryina hunt me down like a dog 'cause you're on my ass
But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent
With my nose in this binder so don't bother trying
Only women that I love are my daughters
And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father and I push it farther
So Father forgive me if I forget to draw the line
It's apparent I shouldn't have been a parent, I'll never grow up
So to hell with your parents and motherfucking father time
It ain't never gonna stop
A pessimist who transforms you in an optimist in his prime
So even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive
Throw all my half empty glass in a cup, now my cup is runneth over
And I'm about to set it on you like a motherfucking coaster
I'm going back to what got me here, yeah, cocky
And can't not be rude off, so fear not my dear and dry up your teardrops, I'm here
White America's mirror so I feel awkward and weird
You stare at me and see yourself because you're one, too
You shouldn't be as shocked because everybody knows