Lady Gaga Mary Jane Holland Lyrics

I don't like to boast,
But our truffles are the most
Mad, magical in Amsterdam (she won't, she won't)
So if you appear, Apollo sit on my lyre
And play 'em like a piano man (I will, I will)

'Cause I love love, 'cause I love love
You better than, you better than my darkest sin,
Russian hookers and cheap gin.

I think that I could be fine,
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time,
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight

Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)
Mary Jane Holland (Woah-oh)

I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright, 'cause I'm rich as piss
When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth,
The grass heats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout

Introducing ladies and gentleman,
Mary Jane Holland!

I think that I could be fine,
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time,
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight