Chester See Rudolph How It Really Went Down Lyrics
Rudolph (How It Really Went Down) by Chester See
Rudolph the red nose reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would it even say it glows
All of the other reindeer, now
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
And he said,
HELL NO
HELL NO
SMOKEY NO
I got picked on all day long
You didn't do a thing
You sat there on your big fat ass
Didn't stop the harassing
Now you need something from me, oh
How the table's turned
I hope you guys crash into a house
And everybody burns, yeah
Oh, everybody burns
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would it even say it glows
All of the other reindeer, now
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
And he said,
HELL NO
HELL NO
SMOKEY NO
I got picked on all day long
You didn't do a thing
You sat there on your big fat ass
Didn't stop the harassing
Now you need something from me, oh
How the table's turned
I hope you guys crash into a house
And everybody burns, yeah
Oh, everybody burns