Tom Macdonald Average Boy Lyrics

I can only be who I am I don't fake this sh_t
I was made like this
Middle fingers up on both of my hands
And they stay like this, to the grave like this, oh
I am not the dude from your YouTube feed
Who be cool to me
I'm a human being
You gonna' lose your teeth
If your rude you'll see
Your confusing me with computer screens
I ain't gonna' try to act cool if they dumb
I ain't gonna speak any different if they young
I ain't gonna be the bigger man throw a punch
Put it on the internet I don't give a f_ck
Baby I'm a rock star, I know
I'm just a kid when Mom phones
Turn into a d_ck at a Costco
Beat a dudes ass for the wrong joke

I have so many faces
So don't tell me you don't see
Not some viral sensation
F_ck a celebrity
Cause honestly I'm dangerous
Not someone you should meet
Ain't perfect cause I'm famous
That sh_t has ruined me
I'm a average boy, ooh, ooh, ooh
I'm a average boy, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I can never be who I am not, I am not that dude
Like a real bad moose
I am not some bubblegum pop, got an attitude
And some face tattoos, oh
I am not the guy from the song you like
This is my real life
I am not that nice
Like a toxic pride
Not afraid to die
I don't talk, I fight, this is not online
I ain't gonna' wear a fake smile for the pic
I ain't gonna lie on a song to make a hit
I ain't gonna stay calm boy, I'm gonna' trip
Put it on the internet I don't give a sh_t
Baby I'm a rock star, I know
Real nice guy on your IPhone
Turn into a jerk go psycho
Back into the man you guy's know

I have so many faces
So don't tell me you don't see
Not some viral sensation
F_ck a celebrity
Cause honestly I'm dangerous
Not someone you should meet
Ain't perfect cause I'm famous
That sh_t has ruined me
I'm a average boy, ooh, ooh, ooh
I'm a average boy, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I am what I am
Not who people hoped I'd be
Don't be mad
That's the reason why y'all notice me
I am what I am
Not who people thought I was
Don't be mad
That's the reason why y'all fell in love
I wish I could be everything they want
But I been down that road
And that will only lead you to think that I'm
Perfect in control
I wish I could be everything I'm not
I'm still tryin' to grow
But that just isn't me
I am only Tom
I came just as I'll go
I'm a average boy, ooh, ooh, ooh
I'm a average boy, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh