Megan Thee Stallion Captain Hook Lyrics

Real Hot Girl sh_t, ah
(And if the beat live, you know Lil Ju made it)

Ayy, b_tch, I'm a problem nobody solvin'
You can keep hating, I'm poppin' regardless
He want a b_tch look like Megan Thee Stallion (Yeah)
Don't want your n_gga 'cause I want his daddy
I like to switch up my style every week
I gotta switch up my hair every day
I ain't no ho, but I do be on go
And I promise my n_gga's gon' love me the same
I'm a Hot Girl, don't try it at home
I wear the sh_t that be showing my thong
I like to drink and I like to have sex
I f_ck the n_ggas that's cutting the checks
Dance on the d_ck, now, you been served
I like a d_ck with a little bit of curve
Hit this p_ssy with an uppercut
Call that n_gga Captain Hook

Ayy, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah
B_tches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ayy, look
He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'

I love n_ggas with conversation that find the clit with no navigation
Mandatory that I get the head, but no guarantees on the penetration (Huh)
I be texting with a bi chick, we both freaky, just trying sh_t (Mwah)
Main n_gga getting super jealous, he don't even know about the other fellas
I need a Mr. Clean, make that p_ssy beam (Ooh, ooh)
Okay, I just might need a baker, make that p_ssy cream (P_ssy cream)
Okay, you woke up mad at me 'fore you ain't brush your teeth
Mm-mm-mm, that's just super sad, f_ck it, carpe diem, ah
I'm so indecisive, you can't cuff me, but I'm wifey (But I'm wifey)
I just want a n_gga who gon' slurp me like an Icee (Slurp me like an Icee)
B_tches bite me so hard, had to put them on a diet (Put them on a diet)
B_tch, this ain't no tryout, so lil' ho, you better not try me (Ho, you better not try me)
I got a man, I got a b_tch
I'm a banana, they gotta split (Hey, hey, ah)
One in your top, one in your tip (Hey, hey)
One for the club, one for the crib (One for the crib)
My n_gga fine, I wanna f_ck
Ice in his mouth, eat me up
Rockin' his chain, wearin' his ring
Gettin' some brain, ah, ah, ah

Ayy, I go shopping, mmh, want it, then I cop it, ayy, yeah
B_tches boppin', mmh, I do it, they copy, ayy, look
He's a sweetie, mmh, kiss it when he eat it, ayy, yeah
Know it's good when you chewin' and you singin'

Hot Girl Summer, I ain't f_cking with no drama, huh (F_ckin' with no drama)
He was tripping, so I hung out with his partner, huh (Hey, with his partner)
F_ck him good, introduce me to his mama, huh (To his mama)
Thought he had me 'til I came out with the condom, huh (With the condom)
Drinking D'USSE out the motherf_ckin' bottle, hey (Out the motherf_ckin' bottle)
I'm a rapper, not no motherf_ckin' model, huh (Not no motherf_ckin' model)
Got a n_gga, but I think I'll have another, huh (Think I'll have another)
I'm too sexy to be f_cking under covers, huh
I know you know me, I ain't gotta introduce sh_t, hmm (Introduce sh_t)
Same crew, I ain't hanging with no new b_tch, hmm (Hangin' with no new b_tch)
I'ma buy it when I land, I rock new sh_t, hmm (B_tch, I rock new sh_t)
I ain't f_cking with that n_gga, I got new d_ck, hmm (Woah)
Please don't try me, lil' b_tch, you know I'm with that, hmm (B_tch, you know I'm 'bout that)
I'll break a ho in half like a Kit-Kat, hmm (Like a Kit-Kat)
Please don't ask me 'bout it if you know I did that, huh (B_tch, you know I did that)
Not a stylist, but I'll push your f_cking wig back, huh

Real Hot Girl sh_t, ah
Mwah