Pears Dial Up Lyrics

I never lost my self control
Til a bit of Jamie stole my soul
Waterboarded in a wallet dry
Now I'm sleeping in the street
On the curb kick up my feet
Thing that came from up on high
The thing from Jupiler gets kicks
Doin' the Mambo #6
The thing from Jupiler gets kicks
Mambo #6

A little bit of Tito by myself
A little bit of Hendrick all alone
A little bit of Evan til I'm too
Smashed to drive home

Used to function at 4G
After 700 hours free
I'm an aol free trial cd
Scratched up, can't read
I drink a whiskey drink
I drink a vodka drink

I sing the songs
That remind me of
The bad times
Cause everything
Reminds me of the
Bad times

Baby used to function at 4G
After 700 hours free
I'm an aol free trial cd
Scratched up, can't read

Messages are piling up
And the dial-up is down

I used to function at 4G
After 700 hours free
I'm an aol free trial cd
Scratched up, can't read

Messages are piling up
And the dial-up is down

Dale a tu cuerpo
Alegría Macarena
Dale a tu cuerpo
Alegría Macarena

Messages are piling up
And the dial-up is down
And I left my Limewire running
To get Mellencamp's Small Town

I can't read