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Teenage, green age, awkward in-between age
(Teenage enema nurse)
I turned fifteen, thought it was a teen scene
(Teenage enema nurse)
Thought it would be easy, but it makes me queasy
I'm a teenage enema nurse

We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse

Must have left a chapter out
In school and nursing classes
They never taught me all about
Those tubes and lubes and asses

Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
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Teenage enema nurse

They told me "Stick the nozzle in"
There's really nothing to it
It's not a very pretty job
But someone's got to do it

Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
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Teenage enema nurse

We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse
Ow!

Teen job, mean job, not a very clean job
(Teenage enema nurse)
Poses it with hoses, ain't no bed of roses
(Teenage enema nurse)
There are no implications, just evacuations
(Teenage enema nurse)

We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse

I've had such emergency
It made me so disgusted
Doctor got the urgency to empty and it busted

Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse

Oh shit, the pay is low
I labor not in vain
I'd quick but I'm so broke, I know
I'd never find a way

Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse
Teenage enema nurse

We're all just teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurses in bondage
Teenage enema nurse

This job stinks!