Bo Burnham Hashtag Deep Lyrics

We're about halfway through the show so I think it's time to talk about how deep I am.
And I'm pretty fuckin' deep, guys.
So deep... that I named this song... "#deep"

Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
Me Neither
Have you ever stopped to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
Meat Cleaver

The people in my life are like
Grains of sand
'Cause they stick together, yeah
Often near my butt hole
If life is an ocean
I am a deep and handsome fish
A fish that's drowning
If the artistic process is a birth canal then
I am a freshly jellied kid
Come witness my crowning
These thoughts of mine
Must be a sign that I'm
Hashtag Deep

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Probably not.

Have you ever
Accidentally peed on the side of the toilet instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither... Me neither!
(Me neither! )
Have you ever wrote a song note-for-note and not a single note was out of place?
Duh!
(Hold on...)

The people in my life are like blades of grass (How?)
'Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!
Art is a harlot
And I am her sassy urban friend
Uh, bitch why you being so selfish?
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
Then I must have an allergy to shellfish
You don't know
How could you know?

If life makes you wish you were dead
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head
Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
Hashtag Deep