Retirement Party Passion Fruit Tea Lyrics

[Chorus]
I may not have a job
But I have something that is much more valuable than this
I may have a couple friends
Oh, I'd be damned if I didn't
Oh me, oh me
Everybody owes me
A price too steep from my account to pay
I'll keep drinking passion tea to just get the taste of it
Just get the taste of it

[Verse]
Stings and bites are contagious
And I might just try to keep them to myself
Bees and dogs are as harmless as the thoughts in your basement
Tell that guy that I'm sorry that I liked you and made everyone upset again
I'll keep up with the reporting on all of these events
On all of these events

[Chorus]
I may not have a job
But I have something that is much more valuable than this
I may have a couple friends
Oh, I'd be damned if I didn't
Oh me, oh me
Everybody owes me
A price to steep from my account to pay
I'll keep drinking passion tea to just get the taste of it