Buffering The Vampire Slayer Band Candy Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I fight demons and monsters
But this one scared me right out my wits:
Evil haunted-ass chocolate
Made my mom and my watcher kiss

[Chorus]
B-b-band, b-b-band candy! (x2) Yeah!

[Spoken]
This is disturbing, and I'm very upset. I may never recover. Oh god

[Verse 2]
Here come Principal Snyder
Even worse when he's seventeen
Though we didn't invite him
He's hopping into the geek machine

[Chorus]
B-b-band, b-b-band candy! (x2) Yeah!

[Spoken]
Okay Buffy: focus, focus, focus. You've got a lot of therapy in your future, but that's not the issue. Right now, you've gotta defeat some evil

[Bridge]
Ethan is back in town
Chaos is 'Rayne”-ing down
And I think Giles is wearing eyeliner
Heeeeeeelp

[Verse 3]
Demon snake in the basement
Eating babies like cocoa puffs
Jesus Christ oh my god mom
Why the hell did you have handcuffs

[Chorus]
B-b-band, b-b-band candy! (x4) Yeah!