Chris Crack Masturbate Before Making Decisions Lyrics
Masturbate Before Making Decisions by Chris Crack
[Verse:]
You could charge it to my smart car
Just did an interview with Nardwuar
Arthur was an aardvark
They just woofing like a dog park
I slept with two teachers
Strange friendships that breed your greatness
All the bitches I dated is selling pussy now
So what that say about me, I'm just as evil
Don't forget to do your male kegels
I'm sipping oil like the chair squeaking
I don't think she understand leaving
Damn, she gon' hate me
I don't regret nothing but the time wasted
Make me more anxious
No favors, everything saying don't save her
I lit the blunt off her taser
Told her my stomach hurting, I had to fake it
I ain't made it yet
Writing bars on the strip out in Vegas
Hey don't try to play me
All I ask is for your loyalty baby
I feel flat down, several excuses
Them niggas stressed out
You could charge it to my smart car
Just did an interview with Nardwuar
Arthur was an aardvark
They just woofing like a dog park
I slept with two teachers
Strange friendships that breed your greatness
All the bitches I dated is selling pussy now
So what that say about me, I'm just as evil
Don't forget to do your male kegels
I'm sipping oil like the chair squeaking
I don't think she understand leaving
Damn, she gon' hate me
I don't regret nothing but the time wasted
Make me more anxious
No favors, everything saying don't save her
I lit the blunt off her taser
Told her my stomach hurting, I had to fake it
I ain't made it yet
Writing bars on the strip out in Vegas
Hey don't try to play me
All I ask is for your loyalty baby
I feel flat down, several excuses
Them niggas stressed out