Jordaan Mason The Decline Of Stupid Fucking Western Civilization Lyrics

God i want these freezers empty, she said
So i killed my wife and all my friends instead
I took a greyhound bus to my parent's house
And slept in my old bed

Only then i had two sisters instead of brothers
And they spoke softly, cooking creams for supper
A waitress cut my hair and left me somewhere
And now me and every lost dog looks the same

I said: enough ejaculating, alright
You and every dog killed in the light

My plans are all laid out and i am going to the woods

One large egg of me was actual parts of my body
That i saw from the sky struck please
Yes i built this catastrophe
I curated this disease i architect the suddenlys
And sell them now as packaged meats
In diners for the dogs like me
He asked me if i had a gun
I answered: naturally

This is a dangerous war, i told him
He said he knew a place to hide
A hotel where husbands go when they forget their wives
So i met him there for a good time
I cleaned his bones and he cleaned mine