My Little Pony The Perfect Stallion Lyrics

Cheerilee is sweet and kind.
She's the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find.
One to really make her heart soar.

But... this one's too young, this one's too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold.
This guy's too silly. He's way too uptight (I say!).
There's nothing wrong with this one; he seems all right! (His girlfriend sure thinks so).

How about this one? He's much too flashy.
He might do. If he weren't so splashy.
Too short, too tall, too clean, too smelly.
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.

I don't think that we're mistaken.
It seems like all the good ones are taken.
I really feel that at this rate,
We'll never find the perfect date.
Don't wanna quit and give up hope.
(Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?) Oh please, oh please, oh please say... Nope!

We did it, girls; we found the one,
Who will set our teacher's heart aflutter.
(Let me get this straight, are you talking about my brother?)