Dax Rudolph The Trap Nosed Reindeer Lyrics

[Verse]
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall the most savage reindeer of them all?
Rudolph the trap nosed reindeer
Had a very powdered nose
And if you ever saw him
You would probably think he smoked
All of the other reindeer
Tried to get at his cocaine
But didn't know poor Rudolph
Had a gun stuck inside is mane
Then on foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Rudolph you've got all this white
Let's team up and sell it Christmas night
Then all the reindeer loved him
'Cause Santa put him on his team
Rudolph the trap nosed reindeer
Will go down for selling cocaine