Sleaford Mods Army Nights Lyrics

[Intro]
M60

[Chorus]
Army nights
What's the matter with that?
I do what I like
Getting squeezed in the caravan
Army nights
We get it fixed on the day
We do what we like
We have a laugh on the holiday
Army nights

[Verse 1]
I lift weights, make people puke up
Texting me, "I feel awful, you've ruined me"
That's why you're paying me
Don't mess about
I burn it up, pay the gym a bit of rent then turn up
Running ragged
65 kilos I did
Serve the cut, sculpture and car talk
Look

[Pre-Chorus]
Army nights
Army nights
Army nights

[Chorus]
Army nights
What's the matter with that?
I do what I like
Getting squeezed in the caravan
Army nights
We get it fixed on the day
We do what we like
We have a laugh on the holiday
Army nights

[Verse 2]
They call me Dyson, I fucking clean up
Warpaint on
I got my bits out
Music's shit but the queue for My Mr. Loverman is getting big
Married, single
It don't matter here
Lobbing down the vodka 'cause it's calorie-free
Here, seagulls squawk on the beach
I batter runners-up
Kick the back door in, quick-fire
Army nights in warpaint
I ain't a liar
Them days were the best
Burning rubber, big lorry tyre

[Pre-Chorus]
Army nights
Army nights

[Chorus]
Army nights
What's the matter with that?
I do what I like
Getting squeezed in the caravan
Army nights
We get it fixed on the day
We do what we like
We have a laugh on the holiday
Army nights

[Verse 3]
6 in, done by 2
I get home, eat, bit of a snooze
Lanes crash as I navigate the bars and weights
Deadlift that
Colds hurt me
I take it slow
I'm out the house far too much, you know
Idealistic, this is the man
A frame that looks like it's supposed to, man
All bearing on the self and self-caring
Where'd you start?
I can't deadlift that much before I start to fart

[Pre-Chorus]
Army nights
Army nights

[Chorus]
Army nights
What's the matter with that?
I do what I like
Getting squeezed in the caravan
Army nights
We get it fixed on the day
We do what we like
We have a laugh on the holiday

[Outro]
Army nights
What's the matter with that?
I do what I like
Getting squeezed in the caravan
Army nights
We get it fixed on the day
We do what we like
We have a laugh on the holiday
Army nights