Greg The Matador The Ballad Of Chameleon Leather Shoes Lyrics

Verse 1
In fleeting moments of this song the world will hear
Of three eccentric friends and ill-conceived ideas
Yeah Jerry, Kramer, George - in comedy so rare
Shoes from chameleon hides to match all clothes we wear

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Verse 2
Yeah Jerry's girl had plans to walk at Fashion Week
And Morty, Jerry's Dad - conceived her shoes so chic
But pygmy conflicts with tribes who sell the hides
And Bangkok Mafia bribes would make their profits dive

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Bridge
They found some defects that would seal the shoes ill-fate
In fake chameleon hides that came from Fed-Ex freight
Chameleon leather can't tell outfits from the floor
And Jerry's girlfriend can't tell rug from heels she wore

Verse 3
She flew off the raised runway way out past the second row
The romance flamed out when she broke her pinky toe
Now Neumann, Uncle Leo -- Kenny Bania too
Endlessly torment the boys in this fictitious show

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Oh Jerry, George and Kramer too - with logic gone so wrong
In this fake segment written for this song