Teenage Cool Kids Sleeper Hold Lyrics

I've got a swelling gut
You think it's serious
I'm about to explode

You put your hand on me
You make it hard to breathe
Put me in sleeper hold

Try not to mind it
When you get reminded
It's nobody's job but yours

You tell the shitty jokes
I'll convince all the folks
It's no one's job but yours

You can't bury it and pray
That it won't come back to life someday
You walk around
And you stomp your feet to keep it underground
I hear the thumps where I am

Am I an idiot?
You asked me to shut up
"You'll wake my roommates, dude"

You make this hard on me
Spilling your arms on me
Melting into my mold

You can't bury it and pray
That it won't come back to life someday
'Cause a mouth in my ear
And it's dragging names like empty lakes
'Caue you throw all your trash in there, man