Saturday Night Live Rap Song Lyrics

(feat. Leslie Jones, Kenan Thompson, Melissa Villaseñor, Beck Bennett, Kyle Mooney, Aidy Bryant, Sasheer Zamata, Pete Davidson, Colin Jost, Michael Che, Bobby Moynihan, Alex Moffatt, Mikey Day, Cecily Strong, Kate McKinnon, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Tom Hanks & Vanessa Bayer)

(Intro)
[BIG CHRIS]
This dat new track. New Money crew. Cash Stack Records. Represent! Big Chris!

[SHANTASIA]
With Shantasia

[YUNG BITCH]
And ya boy, Yung Bitch

[BIG CHRIS]
Woo! Here it comes. Yo

[PRINSEXXXY]
Prinsexxxy on the track, holdin' it down

[SNO' CONE]
With Sno' Cone

[BIG CHRIS]
Yeah, they up on this track, too. Y'all ain't never heard this many MC's. Yo, here we go

[SLOPPY MOSES]
Sloppy Moses, also part of this, bringin' that West Coast stank

[BIG CHRIS]
Uh, him, too. And that's more than enough now. Yeah, Big Chris


[SHANTASIA]
Shantasia

[YUNG BITCH]
Yung Bitch

[PRINSEXXXY]
With Prinsexxxy

{BIG CHRIS]
Whole lotta people

[SNO' CONE]
Sno' Cone!

[MARCI JAMZ]
Marci Jamz

[SLOPPY MOSES]
And Sloppy Moses

[BIG CHRIS]
And then we cut it off there. Uh, yeah. I mean, we more than covered on this particular track. And yo, don't think I ain't noticed you tryin' to fly under the radar, Marci Jamz

[SNO' CONE]
New Money crew roll deep!

[BIG CHRIS]
I mean, maybe too deep? I dunno

[KING KEEF]
Featuring King Keef!

[BIG CHRIS]
No! Track is full, man! Ain't no vacancy, B!

[KING KEEF]
King Keef does not accept that! Brought the whole Hoodlum squad to this track

[SNO' CONE]
Hoodlum!

[KING KEEF]
Where you at, Lil' Nitwit?

[LIL' NITWIT]
Keep it greasy, y'all

[BIG CHRIS]
What happened there?

[2 BLACK GUYZ]
With 2 Black Guyz

[BIG CHRIS]
Bad name!

[HAWT CLOWN]
And Hawt Clown!

[BIG CHRIS]
Oh, -----!

[HAWT CLOWN]
What it is!

[PREGNASTY]
With your girl, Pregnasty

[BIG CHRIS]
No!

[SKIFFLE]
And y'all don't forget about ya boy Skiffle! Bow yakka yakka yakka!

{SLOPPY MOSES AND KING KEEF]
Oh!

[BIG CHRIS]
Yo, definitely ain't no room for Skiffle

[KING KEEF]
Yo, Skiffle's staying!

[BIG CHRIS]
Okay

[KATY PERRY]
And you know Katy Perry on the track

[KATHLEEN BELL]
With Kathleen Bell

[BIG CHRIS]
Uh, maybe not Kathleen Bell?

[KATHLEEN BELL]
Here we go, new music, uh!

[ESSENTIALLY SIMON]
With Essentially Simon, modern-day wit, bringing those new musings like nothing's more dangerous than a genius with money

[BIG CHRIS]
Whatever, anybody else?

[DAVID S. PIMPKINS]
David S. Pimpkins!

[BIG CHRIS]
No!

[KING KEEF]
Yes!

[BIG CHRIS]
All right, everybody just stay, y'know, keep it orderly. Find a place to pop in, aight?

(Verse)
[BIG CHRIS]
Big Chris on the mike, like

[ESSENTIALLY SIMON, KATHLEEN BELL, PREGNASTY, HAWT CLOWN, LIL' NITWIT, SNO' CONE, KING KEEF, SHANTASIA, YUNG BITCH, PRINSEXXXY, MARCI JAMZ, SLOPPY MOSES, 2 BLACK GUYS, SKIFFLE]
Unintelligible

(Outro)
{BIG CHRIS]
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! That did not work! It's like I feared, there's too many people on this track. I'm sorry, y'all

[DAT SNATCH]
Dat Snatch, out! Peace!

[BIG CHRIS]
Yo, who dis?

[DAVID S. PIMPKINS]
Any questions?