Saturday Night Live We Re Cowboys And We Re Proud Lyrics

(feat. Woody Harrelson, Phil Hartman & Dana Carvey)

(Verse 1)
[WOODY]
Oh, I'm glad that I'm a cowboy
It's the cowboy's life for me
There's not another kind of boy
That I would rather be

[ALL]
Not a rich boy or a homeboy
Or a playboy out at night

[WOODY]
I'm just glad that I'm a cowboy

[ALL]
And I'm just as glad I'm white

(Refrain)
Whoopee-ti-yi-yi yippie-i-o
We're glad God made us cowboys
Whoopee-ti-yi-yi yippie-i-o
We're cowboys and we're proud

(Verse 2)
[WOODY]
Oh, I'm glad I'm not a city boy
'Cause city boys ain't macho


[DANA]
And I'm glad I'm not a busboy
Like some Mexican muchacho

[PHIL]
They say errand boys are underpaid
Whipping boys are bitter

[WOODY]
I'm glad I'm not a batboy
For some Puerto Rican hitter

(Refrain)
[ALL]
Whoopee-ti-yi-yi yippie-i-o
We're glad God made us cowboys
Whoopee-ti-yi-yi yippie-i-o
We're cowboys and we're proud

(Verse 3)
[DANA]
Now, colored boys don't like to work

[PHIL]
And sissy boys love clothes

[WOODY]
You can always tell a Jew boy
By his big ol' Jew boy nose

[DANA]
I would hate to be a fat boy

[PHIL]
Or a Chinese boy from China

[WOODY]
I'm just glad I'm not a girl boy
With a big ol' girl vagina

(Refrain)
[ALL]
Whoopee-ti-yi-yi yippie-i-o
We're glad God made us cowboys
Whoopee-ti-yi-yi yippie-i-o
We're cowboys and we're proud