Self Defense Family Incoming Calls Lyrics

[Caroline Corrigan:]
At least turn the sound off of your phone
Make me guess, don't let it be known:
You're talking to those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb girls

Who put that space between us
Who you never seem to ignore
You're talking to those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb girls

Who draw a line between us
Who dig me a whole in the floor
You're talking to those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb girls

Who you never fail to humor
Who you tell me don't matter at all
You're talking to those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb girls

Who maintain your attention
Who never question you at all
It's one of those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb girls

[Patrick Kindlon:]
You mention him at dinner
He crowded conversation
You're talking to those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb boys


Who never catch a hint
Or recognize me at all
You're talking to those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb boys

With their hopeful queries
Who are only ever joking
You're talking to those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb boys

With their charming tact
No history behind them
You're talking to those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb boys

Who send you flowers
Who cook all your meals
You're talking to those dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb boys

[Alternating:]
These boys
These girls
These boys
These girls
These boys